Today in the dog being Frank Reynolds: he pooped on a buzzball while simultaneously eating an ant-covered cicada

Haven't we suffered enough on that day?

Got roped into playing fantasy football and I utterly do not understand any of this and it frankly seems like bad game play. No character creation or tech tree, I can't control my units, no cover system at all. I am going to lose to my four year old cousin.

Pretty much my thoughts. I'm not sure I've ever seen a movie do so much setting up for things that never get paid off.

𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡: 𝙰 𝙼𝙰𝙳 𝙼𝙰𝚇 𝚂𝙰𝙶𝙰@outlawvern.bsky.social · yesterday

Unfortunately I was disappointed in ONSLAUGHT, which feels like a good set up for some kick ass action and horror it doesn't much get around to.

People act like "Cancel Culture" can never be appeased, but the truth is if your current words & actions show growth, a simple "Yeah, that old stuff was bad. I regret it and I am sorry for it." is genuinely enough to end a "controversy" before it's even begun. Too many people can't manage that tho.

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · 5d ago

I thought I included this in the original post but it all stemmed from TV’s Frank rightfully shitting on the new HP show and then a bunch of transphobes trying to hit him with the “this you?”

Instead of no-budget directors trying to make their own Friday The 13th I wish they would try to make their own Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky.

this second session being impossible to schedule is the most D&D thing you could possibly imagine

Every Film Now@everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 5d ago

‘DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 2’ isn’t fully dead yet. • Script is complete • Hasbro remains committed • A new studio partner is being sought after Paramount passed for financial reasons #DungeonsAndDragons #Hasbro

Fell out of my chair when the trailer showed it's set in Pittsburgh

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Carmine says yes. He ate SIX on a single walk last night. chicago.suntimes.com/environment/...

Are cicadas louder this year?

It's 'inconclusive' but it seems like the male mating call is really loud.

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I always wondered who took this picture.

Catbus@catbus.phd · 7d ago

Takeshi Kitano for Canon 📽️

First, there was Silo. Then there was Paradise, which was a bit of a Silo. Then Paradise became more of a Lost, and now Silo has become more of a Paradise—and if you think about it, Lost had Desmond in that hatch, which was really just a small Silo…

Showing the billionaire Dwarf Fortress and he’s crying, he’s weeping over the possibility of this happening in the real world

Spreadsheet enjoyer@bluser12.bsky.social · last wk.

Terminator risk lmfao

So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.

Einstuerzende Neubauten on their Ende Neu tour; my boss was like "you absolutely cannot take time off to go see a concert in a city a few hours away, we have critical work here." Then the day arrived, we had nothing happening at the office, I sat there idle and seething.

Craig J. Clark@hoodedjustice.bsky.social · last wk.

Two immediately spring to mind: The Residents (tech rehearsal prevented me from seeing them on the “Icky Flix” tour) Tangerine Dream (show was scheduled for October 2001, all US dates canceled after 9/11)

My SIL is teaching remotely at a school in southern Illinois and I was not ready to learn about the mascot

easy to underestimate how much the stress of the current day just fucks up your productivity. i'm seeing a lot more people lately with the very terminal feeling burnout and i don't think it's a coincidence. the world got a lot more hostile in very big ways and very intrusive little ways.

_Mostly_Ghostly_@mostlyghostly.bsky.social · last wk.

It takes me weeks to do what I used to be able to in afternoon and I don’t know what happened 💀

People can never fully understand that the art that feels problematic today is what built the world they now inhabit that allows them to look back on it with judgment

Jenny Hamilton@readingtheend.bsky.social · 2w ago

it's hard to explain to the younger generation how meaningful The Rocky Horror Picture Show was, in spite of its uhhhhh very muddled gender politics. the idea that sex/gender/gender performance could be, like, fun? not a punishment? was brand fucking new to me when I watched it at seventeen.

Why yes, I did manually photoshop a sixth finger. Now who's taking whose job, AI??

vilain_pabo@vilainpabo.eurosky.social · 2w ago

I love that he has indeed more fingers

Things that appealed to me in that GTA 6 preview: Stephen Root voices a guy Depeche Mode on the radio There was a chihuahua wearing people clothes

@anyaustin.bsky.social monkey paw curls as the franchise that helped him quit his day job and become a Career YouTuber now wants him to have to eat and sleep in a video game

IGN@ign.com · 2w ago

Players will have to take care of GTA 6's two protagonists, Jason and Lucia, as eating will affect their weight, working out will visibly change their build and strength, and a lack of sleep will negatively impact their features. https://bit.ly/4d3mI5z

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Double Fine@doublefine.com · 2w ago

It was hard enough losing Dolly yesterday. ☹️ And now, we cry a sea of black tears for our very own Doviculus: The irreplaceable Tim Curry.  May these beloved legends rest well, as we carry their spirit forward~   🩷🖤

Whipping up a game to throw on Steam where somebody spilled all the pixels and you have to pick them up and properly sort each one back into it's proper location. I promise not to use AI to generate the single pixels

From roughly 1981 to 1988 every American movie set in a city began this way.

I bet it would suck to be pinned down in real life and see a bunch of enemies clustered around a red barrel, only to shoot it and it’s full of like Windex or something.

Topic of scams came up at the gym and over half the people there got a text today from an unknown number that was like "Hi, it's Susan 😉 What are your thoughts on Israel?"

I tried to listen to the song in the last panel. I made it a minute and then had to cleanse my soul with Suicide's Frankie Teardrop and all of Current 93's Dog's Blood Rising album.

Dreamboat Branny 🦢@bransonreese.bsky.social · 3w ago

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I love how movie posters from 1959 trigger Bluesky's graphic media filter

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Me and my friends would have killed Roko’s Basilisk with hammers i can tell ya that much

Common and Jennifer Hudson are at this Sky game and when they showed them on the Jumbotron I yelled "SILO!"

Was walking the dog and saw a crew putting up a Hello Kitty Godzilla at the corner McDonald's?!