extremely good album automatic-band.bandcamp.com/album/is-it-...

finally, jam from people whose dicks stay around the same size whether flaccid or erect

(receives a life-changing psychological diagnosis) :3 throw it on the pile, thank u ✨

craigslist still gets it done in 2026 (it being selling possessions to pay rent)

still going (real bad)

this world is crushing (on) me and I just want to let it

Alana Interrobang (she/herricane)

I now pronounce you buttbuddies for life. get up in there

I wish I was a cat

fuck me like you're trying to kill me

the things I'd do for another How To Destroy Angels album

Corona Radiata is an extra good Nine Inch Nails track because u can hear kitties

how it feels talking to Democrats in 2026

Yes! Show me how much you want me. Hit me... (whispering, begging with my eyes) Hurt me.

youtu.be/iDup_YripWc?... see, I keep lying to myself don't know what else there is to do if I could be somebody else well, I think I would for you

I Would For You

YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic

youtu.be

i'm cute, but i'll fuck life and death at the same time 🖕🏳️‍⚧️

consider my interest piqued

keep your eyes on the thighs

The same people who want to run any case of an immigrant committing violent crime on loop on Fox News in spite of statistics will later excuse violence from law enforcement on the argument that it's not bad per capita.

Proud to announce the next game Vampirium: 1997 Dracula is king of the United British Empire. Kill his enemies and find your own path through a minimalist immersive sim sandbox. Wishlists and retweets massively appreciated (and, you know, massively helpful) store.steampowered.com/app/4035190/...

Vampirium: 1997 on Steam

1997. Dracula is King of England. At his command, master your dark gifts to assassinate his enemies and secure his vampiric empire. Infiltrate locked-down locations, adapt and survive in living enviro...

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love to find out which members of my community are fucking spineless

if my brain got fucked out of working order, then surely an expert can delicately fuck it back into good condition. we call that penetrative maintenance

shopping for a lunchbox

soccer, or as I like to call it, unamerican football

so glad Portland approved this bullshit

JP@johnathanperk.bsky.social · 4w ago

Hey so, if you use Waymo driverless car services, you are aiding and abetting fascism. Waymo helps ICE agents locate people to terrorize and abduct. The company willingly shares all facial recognition, license plate and GPS data with ICE and other law enforcement agencies—no subpoena required.

yes, jesus hates you yes, jesus hates you yes, jesus hates you for enjoying your hole(s)

got in a fight against life, and she kicked my ass

is the world cup always this long? when can I stop seeing the posts? how come I don't remember it being this annoying in the past?

Burnout Paradise is not only one of the greatest racing games ever made, it's also a great nickname for Portland lol