Thinking about creating a new creature/species
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intro/magra // it's that crocodile // 30s // they/them // nsfw: @introdilegold.bsky.social // banner: JellyfishJulep @ twitter
Offering Received: One (1) ostrich egg (#902) Lenn fried it up for the little ones, and they love it!! (dont mind the dragon, they are yearning)
going to the mall nowadays is great because there's no food and drizzt do'urden is there
"my son turned out fine" your son has launched an unilateral military offensive against Astigos Island despite protests from various nations, requiring the VSSE to send two of their best soldiers to remove this threat 🔴ALAN DUNWAY 🔵WESLEY LAMBERT 𝐀𝐍 𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐋 ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ, ꜱᴜʀᴘʀɪꜱᴇ... 𝑾𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑫𝑶𝑮
"it looks like you're using an adblocker to visit our site." yep! ha ha! it rocks!
Offering Received: Large croissant shaped pillow (#901) it's really cozy to just slot your head in there!
The little weasel visited Plover Town, carrying a sack of shellfish to sell 🐚
In World 8-7 of New Super Mario Bros. Wii, releasing a mushroom on the third Spine Coaster but not collecting it results in an entertaining interaction whereby the Spine Coaster will balance the mushroom on its nose, like a seal trained to balance a ball.
Offering Received: A very captivating, magical self-propelled slinky (#900) they're giving it a light chase, cause they want to see it go
Happy PMD day, scrubs. #pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon
luxray specs "Luxray's ability to see through objects comes in handy when it's scouting for danger." #pmd #MysteryDungeon #MundoMisterioso #espeon #luxray
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.