People keep posting pictures of the Dell lady, which I think is really mean. I shouldn’t have to look at that.
ironghazi
@ironghazi.bsky.social
Never been owned online. See bio for details.
[Taylor Swift trying to write a new song to put the haters in their place] 🔘I have 2 billion dollars ⚫I recently visited Cleveland
learning a lot about male anatomy tonight
You ever sit on the toilet so long that your sack gets kind of cold but not cold enough to retract so it’s still loose and floppy. Then you finally decide to get up so you shake your whole package to make sure there’s no pee but your cold sack slaps your b hole and it’s not very pleasant? Me either.
Yeah that's right, I met Jesus while I had brain damage and guess what - he was a big veiny beefcake with a gigantic hot cock. Checkmate libs,
You want to die because your favorite team is losing. I want to die because my Fantasy team is losing. We are not the same.
Everyone’s acting like they wish they were dead. Some Philly sports team must be playing.
Based on the timeline chatter, it sounds like perhaps Mike Tomlin performed a botched execution on Liberty Bibberty
Sorry I'm late boss, a rogue ai agent made me a lil sleepy head
[to the tune of Choosin’ Texas] It doesn’t take a real good map to see/ How vast and great our nation seems to be/ Makin’ memes about myself/ He’s sendin’ shitposts; I can tell/
They’re calling it “the largest gathering of unfuckable dorks in the country”
why would you post that? there’s no reason for you to post that
My office is in a mall About 2 years ago I was getting lunch at the food court and went to the mall toilet to pee There was a guy on an all hands call, on speaker phone so the whole bathroom could hear, grunting and straining through what must have been the biggest shit of his life. They exist
Okay but I was next to a guy in a stall who did pretty much this exact thing. He kept taking the zoom call after he was done shitting and left the bathroom without washing his hands.
ironghazi@ironghazi.bsky.social · 2w ago[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns