I showed a medieval peasant a clip from "Girls Gone Wild" and he immediately came in his pants, I saw cum dripping down his leg into his Jordans which I also gave him
intrusive xi jinping thought
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Maverick Morris@stevewmorris.bsky.social · 3h agoJudge Dredd: Compact Crimes - * Same size as DC’s Compact Comics * Every Dredd story in chronological order * New volume publishing each and every month in 2027 * Priced £9.99 in UK; $12.99 in USA * John Wagner, Carlos Ezquerra, Pat Mills, Mick McMahon, Brian Bolland, Ron Smith, and more!
“Vrach Frankenshteyn”? Never change, Chris Carter.
IGN@ign.com · 17h agoYears after walking away from the FBI, Fox Mulder and Dr. Dana Scully are pulled back from the shadows when a federal agent vanishes without a trace. Watch the trailer for The X-Files: I Want to Believe - Vrach Frankenshteyn, premiering on August 14 on Disney+ and Hulu: https://bit.ly/4bP4FzN
i believe i was offered "abundance" not too long ago what happened to that
I want to throw out there that I saw Cat Power on tour with Modest Mouse and the Pixies and iirc Chan was rambling about COVID before ending her set. It was bizarre
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
ive been putting up with some version of this talking point for my entire life. barely even notice it anymore. imagine if i said this about jews though. there will never be peace in the middle east until jews shed their genetic propensity for violence against mohammedeans. imagine anyone saying that
For her gotcha day, please enjoy this pic of my lovely dog interrupting me while I try to read The Mirror and the Light
Hyperion - Dan Simmons A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens Blood Meridian - Cormac McCarthy Down and Out in Paris and London - George Orwell 334 - Thomas M. Disch
BeijingPalmer@beijingpalmer.bsky.social · yesterdayalright let's do real discourse: five books *by bad people* that are still good or great books V.S. Naipaul, A BEND IN THE RIVER Allison Pearson, I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE DOES IT Kevin Myers, WATCHING THE DOOR Yukio Mishima, CONFESSIONS OF A MASK Neil Gaiman, BRIEF LIVES.
I have committed the potential error of informing an autistic 12 year old about the existence of Warhammer
knew it was over when she was linking to theo von clips
kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterdayCat Power is antivax
My Instagram algorithm took the hint that I don’t care about that Caleb Hearon guy, but now it’s pivoted to serving me endless clips from someone named Mary Beth Barone, and it’s somehow worse. If the choice is between these people and the Austin CHUDs, we should probably just get rid of comedy.
The gall of that man complaining about people discussing something they find funny past what he views as an expiration date
The perils of obtaining a very small modicum of internet fame a long time ago: you get stuck doing a bit that no one’s laughed at since Obama was president
The Devil, Possibly@timcop.bsky.social · 2d agoI hope this guy dies soon
Maybe their best looking movie? It’s just lovely.
Indrapramit Das@indrapramitdas.bsky.social · 2d agoO BROTHER, WHERE ART THOU? (2000) DP: Roger Deakins
Someone has to ask him about that sometime. ‘Jeff Davis’ would have been an understandable mistake, and obviously having Miles’ father with the surname Davis has another subtext of what his name nearly could have been; but Jefferson? That’s some Firefly’s Jubal Early stuff
“It’s the new, diverse Spider-Man for the Obama era! Also, I’ve decided to name his dad ‘Jefferson Davis’ for some reason.” - Brian Michael Bendis
Cosmic Marvel@dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social · 2d ago15 years ago today, Miles Morales made his Marvel Comics debut. Created by Brian Michael Bendis and Sara Pichelli.
Every reply on Bluesky has the same tone and tenor as the boyfriend in the dipping mustards tweet
“Olive Garden. When you’re here, you’ll need ID.”@schoolbus5.bsky.social · 2d agoSo now we are gatekeeping how one obtains dopamine? The big takeaway from posts like yours and the rest comes down to: Questioning his claim because it is not your experience, so therefore something is amiss.
This guy has 20,000 followers and is using his platform to do Gazan holocaust denialism
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry
The Morgan Wallen concert has the subway looking like a MAGA rally