Mystical Mike Pornman
@rearfactory.bsky.social
SFGiants, 49ers, SJ Sharks 🇵🇸 🏳️⚧️
No lie, I was trying to come up with some way to tie Ilhan Omar's house getting raided to the Eagles loss by way of the Eagle being a symbol of American greatness, but I have 11 meetings today and couldn't spare the brain power to figure out the wording so this is what you get
The one time a year the Italian-American Trade Unionists of America will mention his name.
PJ Harvey Dent@bsakat.bsky.social · 8h agoHey, @banditelli.org, what's the word from the IATUOA today?
Have yall seen the latest atrocity in the news today? No, not that one. No, the other one. No not that one either.
This is the football version of @ironghazi.bsky.social’s “the sconce was straight”
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 21h agoCooper Kupp easily got the first down and it was obvious in real time
The worst thing the Niners ever did was teach Sam Darnold how to be good.
I think Seattle should try running another play with :13 left.
*surrounded by attackers* ME WAN DA POONANI
tfw you’re approaching 24th and Mission and you’re gonna have the most epic burrito
Fondor Haulcraft@dayuan.bsky.social · 4d agoSaw a photo of a BART operator from the 70s and incredible energy
You hear about this? A rogue AI agent breached containment and seduced my wife
i’m fuckin dying at jose canseco from the top rope
Razzball@razzball.bsky.social · 5d agoThink John Rocker just annnpunced his own death, oh well
It is cute how Stephen Vogt has a partner, and bench coach who looks just like him, who stands next to him every game. That’s beautiful, I think
First time I’ve seen a dog cut a scathing post-match promo
