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every gardener i follow is going absolutely hogwild flexing that they eat lettuce from behind their house. i've never seen gardeners act like this in my life. this is our super bowl. this is our olympics. gold medal in shitting normally

90s video game designer watching The Lion King: i really like the exuberant, colorful song with all of the animals jumping around. but you know what would make it better? if it was the single most frustrating level in any platformer ever