Nick

@is.havinganormal.one

unabashedly sentimental wife and kids guy web developer by day, photographer by weekend

4yo: “Dad? Do we have any Petri dishes?” “Uhhh, no, we don’t, sweetheart.” 4yo: “Aww, man… I wanted to grow bacteria so we could make our own yogurt. … I wish you were a scientist…”

Why did MacOS's spotlight search become terrible? "Hmm, that's the name of an app they use all the time -- we should suggest the uninstaller for it, yeah?"

a screenshot of me searching for "lightroom" in MacOS's Spotlight search, showing 2 "Uninstall Adobe Lightroom Classic" results at the top, then a folder, then a few ZIP files, and a web result. None are the actual app like you'd want and expect.

Photographed a wedding last Saturday, and while taking a group shot of the couple and their ~25 college friends, all Bowling Green alumni, and who’ve already had a chance to start hitting the bar, I go “so is this a bad time to tell you all I went to Toledo?”

I let my 7yo read The Onion’s “I work very hard, and I would like to try cake” op Ed by A Horse, so now the other parents at this birthday party are bewildered at why he’s laughing and saying “the horse wouldn’t like this cake!”

Gave my daughter a hug this morning. She’s 7. She told me, “I like your hugs because you’re squishy. I kind of melt into a blob” and after some calculations I think it’s a net increase to my self esteem

The well being of World leaders is not my responsibility… they are protected cared for and secure The well being of people who can’t afford the rent Can’t afford healthcare Can’t afford groceries Is my concern

Plumbing company called me, and I realized it was an AI agent. Within 2 minutes, I had it go from "Would you like to schedule a plumbing inspection?" to advising me on the health/allergen considerations of a cookie recipe and stating the position of the federal government on plant-based products.

- The DOJ disciplined attorneys list needs to expand dramatically - A fair few GOFOs need to be put out to pasture immediately these are just some things I was thinking about, maybe the start of a to do list in the future

- seize whatever Venezuelan oil money is in an offshore account - rescind vaccine guidance changes - rescind changes to PME - rescind changes to service academy curricula - enforce NISPOM drug testing requirements and start stripping facility clearances