relax guys, it’s still ken
@isawken.bsky.social
ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org ☀︎ header by @nikotoofficial.bsky.social
my new favorite camera is the toyota tundra
love taking pics with 20 year old digital cameras but there are some occasional unavoidable downsides, like the fact that you can’t tell that my socks have cute cockroaches on them
day one of vacation spending the morning thinking about work i have got to lock the fuck in
work is a dumpster fire and will be an even worse one when i return but im officially on vacation so it literally does not matter
using insta again has been so much better than i expected since i've nestled myself in the vintage digicam community. professional photographers using their leicas to shoot mazdas in italy got nothing on my buddy mossgirl.jpg who exclusively posts .3 MP pics of the polluted river behind her house
dude the new episode of isawken was crazy. apparently he ate a bunch of cottage cheese and then slept really shitty because he couldn’t stop losing at sudoku on his phone. yeah it wasn’t even the hard ones. he was playing it on medium. yeah. i fucking love that show
video essayist: i need to display some text for this video and i’d like to break my monologue up by having one of my friends read it instead of me. i think i’ll reach out to my buddy Eric, who has never read anything aloud before in his life and uses a wet sock for a microphone cover
don’t make me get the fucking enclosure bro. i swear to god i’ll get the enclosure
relax guys, it’s still ken@isawken.bsky.social · 3w agocan you stop scuttling for one fucking second man
TIP: You can chain four Scampers into a Scuttle to Sniplock your enemies.
my live reaction to hearing the zookeeper say that otters “really like crevices”
omg also speaking of instagram i recently made one to serve as an archive for all the pics i take on my old crunchy ass digicams because i have a backlog of several hundred, and now also camcorder footage, so. gimme a holler and hit that foller button if ur so inclined
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my live reaction to hearing the zookeeper say that otters “really like crevices”
tragic: this user is a quest item that didn't get deleted after the quest was completed. they are stuck there forever
Sorry, I equipped you instead. Thought riding on my shoulder would be more fun than sitting next to MYSTERIOUS NOTE and RARE RED GEM
hey so. uhm. why didn’t you put me in your key items. do you not like me? is it because you don’t think i’m plot relevant? no, it’s fine. whatever. i didn’t want to bounce around in your special pocket with the nefarious egg anyways