My biggest flex is I have enough bail money for me and my best friend!!!

This a trick question, cuz doesn’t have 10 damn songs 😭

Master ❌ Cortez@masterxcortez.bsky.social · 4d ago

GUN TO YA HEAD NAME 10 JOE BUDDEN SONGS

Everyday I watch the diy girlies get their homes together in envy. My get up and go is not fully charged.

My shower curtain rod keeps falling down. I gotta use tools and drill a heavy duty mfer into the tile. Tbh, I’m not built for drill usage. I’m finna cry 😂😂

Niggas be deep in gambling debt. That addiction is crippling. They be betting their homes and everything.

There is a ride share here called UZURV, I haven’t used it because I can’t pronounce it 😂. It’s giving DVSN or 6lack.

The one person they left in charge of recalling shot been busy AF 😩

It’s Jamila’s birthday today. I cried a little because I get to have her as my very best friend.

I’m lowkey jealous of siblibgs that have different parents but still look just alike. My parents got me out her looking like no one 😒

Next Show! I'm headlining in DC at Hotbed Comedy Club! Sept 4th two shows! 8 and 945pm. www.hotbedcomedydc.com/events/141459

Hotbed - DC Comedy Club | DC's Best Showcase

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Isaiah Rashad put everything into this Tiny Desk. With bashful charm, the Chattanooga rapper gives an ambitious set of his best work thus far. n.pr/3Uhcjgd

Isaiah Rashad: Tiny Desk Concert

Isaiah Rashad put everything into this Tiny Desk. With bashful charm, the Chattanooga rapper gives an ambitious set of his best work thus far.

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Reminder: You can support your local Black farmers (which include buying beef quarters or halves) blackfarmersindex.com Find your state, find Black farmers registered there - In case, you know.. you don't want to buy low-budget mystery meat imported from Stitchistan.

Black Farmers Index

Black Farmers Index drives resources and exposure to agriculturalists with an online directory, workshops, events, data gathering/reporting and media features

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Sometimes I just be up thinking about fresh baked cookies nshit

REMINDER! We’re growing lettuce together, this Fall! And we created a quick little guide to get you started!

Chocolate Philosopher@itsmscoco.bsky.social · last mo.

Heyyyy ya’ll … we’re growing lettuce together! @luvrunr.bsky.social and I have put together a basic guide of everything you’ll need to grow lettuce w/ us this fall! It’s gonna be simple and Easy. You don’t need a lot of space or supplies. Save this post for continued updates!

Perfume

Anne@anneb.bsky.social · 4w ago

You complete this sentence

I’m going to listen to Hayden Panettiere’s memoir today while I babysit my mom

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Granola designed for breastfeeding moms recalled over Salmonella fears

The makers of Lacnola Lactation Granola recalled certain pouches because of fears they may be contaminated with Salmonella.

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My mama thinks I’m up so she’s stalking me, she’s ready to hit the streets 😂

I have terrible knees

There is no way got that much 🍆. They‘ve been bickering over it for years now. Damn

I’m in a chatty mood but all my chit chatters are at work ☹️

I expect sparkly things with my gift penis in a box. Thanks. Put a tennis bracelet on it.

What refreshing beverage should I chill on the balcony with today? Cut waters or the viral lemonade margarita?

It's the bread

Chief@isugababy.bsky.social · 4w ago

If you suck toes what’s the difference? Is it the ball of the foot? 😂

Good job Larry

OBGYN Tip of the Day 💡 you can ask for a female chaperone during any exam. You can also ask for a mirror so you can see what your provider sees. Your exam, your rules.

I honestly couldn’t give a right answer if I tried 😩

Coop!@hanginwitcoop.blacksky.app · last mo.

What’s this for? Wrong answers only.

Having only one man spend money on you is really the pits 👎🏾

I need to buy 3 $40 things and I keep saying “FORTY DOLLARS!”

I’m finna go to Country Style donuts because of the peer pressure on here.