Might have just lived the best day of my life.

$5 off all eShop titles for lesbians.

the playtest program is one of the coolest things nintendo has made. i really want it to see a full release one day

a wooden spoon put on top of a boiling pot of noodles can temporarily prevent it from boiling over

Excavate Card Bot@cards.excavate.top · 8h ago

Life Hack

Tits so good they start lesbian orgies.

i think the purpose of life is to look at all the atoms around you and to rearrange them into shapes and patterns that you find fun/pretty with the understanding that time and entropy will make the whole thing mush but there's a lot of joy to be had in doing it anyway. you're making sandcastles here

And here's a timeless classic:

They still do, at least Nintendo of America does. If you watch a UK Nintendo Direct you'll see that they just say "game" instead of "the [game] game" like in the US. Which means that they make the narrator record two versions of the same line every time he mentions the name of a Nintendo game.

important reminder: just because you're on Linux, doesn't mean you're safe. keep an eye on RedHat--they've been enshittifying Linux forever now and are part of the mass surveillance apparatus

Age++;

moon prism power, make up ! 🌙💗✨

I'm gonna visit this place a lot lately.

Yeah sure. Let's do this. 1 like 1 random fact that's boring as fuck.

Literally Suswave@suswave.bsky.social · 3d ago

oh hell yeah I wanna say boring shit. likes to dull facts converter let's fucking goooo

I don't care if it sounds stupid. Getting into Kamen Rider had an immense positive impact on my life. 555 and Gavv changed my life. Not the only thing, but art is powerful if you let it be.

Haven't seen Brand New Day yet but I feel at least part of my fatigue with the MCU is the po-faced Whedonesque writing where every ounce of potential whimsy or silliness is mercilessly eviscerated by its inherent need to Cinemasins itself

We watched Spiderman: Brand New Day last night and. It was solidly okay. Probably upper half Marvelslop. At least the fanservice made more narrative sense. I wish they actually made an actual Spiderman movie at some point, though.

Don't get treatment, then. Die, even. news.sky.com/story/nhs-st...

Patients refusing to be treated by non-white staff as NHS reports shocking rise in racism

Paul Awah, a Bedfordshire-based diagnostic radiographer originally from Nigeria, said: "It's definitely got worse – people are more expressive."

news.sky.com

I'm just trying to explode eggs for breakfast and this guy shows up at the kitchen yelling "HE'S POOPING!!!"

Hmm..I may have made a different turn somewhere...

sky ✨💖✨@sky-writes.bsky.social · 2d ago

Always a big fan of the way hotels glaze themselves for offering you the invaluable gift of a 50cL plastic bottle of water

“If you are the piece of shit nazi going around defacing building entrances with swastikas, the neighborhood wishes you the exact same fate as your leader. Follow your leader.” 📍Bilbao, Basque Country

webbed site isn't working well for me today. they don't want The People to know the power of tomatoes.

someday they'll make a skilled creature designer who has also seen actual fat tits in their human life someday

is it homoerotic to describe cold pizza as a fruit?

i guess it's no surprise i love disco elysium so much given the junko-codedness of a lot of it

you want to transition so you can look like your anime waifu. they'll tell you you'll look like your mom. the tearful reality... you will look like garth from wayne's world

I feel the "which arbitrary generational divisions are better at sniffing out slop" debate would be more honest if it was "which people are forced into a dissociative fugue state and clocked out of reality and which people are still engaging with the material plane". Because it's basically that.

🐇 #バニーの日 #va11halla