When you’ve been in peak board stall for the last few turns and hit your opponent with the “swing all”
It’s August
@it-august.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ average magic the gathering enjoyer
Starting my third full week at the new job and getting an email that the restaurant is closing in a month Yay yippeeeeeee
If my ex didn’t still love me she wouldn’t keep watching all of my instagram stories right after I post them so suck on that woke left
I love living on the third floor of an old New England apartment, sometimes the wind will blow a little or my roommate will walk by and the living room floor sagging beneath ten weight of my couch feels like it will collapse from under me and then I’ll be out of a lease and maybe be able to sue
You ever see a femme so beautiful you genuinely believe in the divine spark of life inherited from God the Almighty??
The best way to tell if I’m feeling manic is to ask myself if I want a car
They already invented a perfectly regimented weight cycling program it's called getting paid biweekly
Everyone should learn to cook if possible. One of the simplest and greatest acts of care is feeding someone something delicious. Sanji would be my hero if he wasn't a sex pest.
This baby is so happy that I work nights now, she’d get so sad when I’d wake up and go straight to work and now we get to spend mornings together and she goes crazy mode every day
I just had Mr. Holes himself tell me that my cartilage is too much to get a septum piercing, what’s the point of it all now
Celebrating Labor Day by taking a really long bathroom break in the middle of my opening shift after working a double yesterday
Baleful strix and cut down and dispatch??!?!?!?!??????!!!!!!!
Should I post tits on main? (The tits are small it’s mainly about the gains on arms and shoulders)
Yea sex is good and emotionally devastating and all but you ever have a dream where that ex asks to get back together???
A year and change is long enough I’m no longer traumatized we can now laugh about this, I thought I was being sooo funny
Make one (1) joke about having a list of friends you want to forcibly feminize and suddenly you get three (3) dms asking for the list
POV I’m about to stack your cup in a game of rage cage (ignore the wizard in the background he’s unimportant to this pov, this pov is very I’m good at drinking games focused)
“If I eat a slice or two of this really yummy bread surely I’ll have an easier time starting to make real dinner” -Girl who is about to eat an entire loaf of bread and nothing else
You think I can slide this to my hairdresser and get hooked up with the Quattro??
Last night was a loose pile of Polaroids you find scattered throughout the cabin
In my Heath Ledger in a knight’s tale arc, spending above my means to go to tournaments, thinking about beautiful women who I’ll probably see at the tournaments, developing a rivalry with an evil twink
Girl who’s only seen morally bankrupt transsexuals watching Bauhaus’s guitarist play Bela Lugosi’s Dead live recording from 1982: I’m getting a lot of morally bankrupt transsexual vibes from this
