STOP TRYING TO DO HISTORICAL PRESERVATION ON DERELICT WAREHOUSES
behind every man doing a radio interview is his girlfriend, frantically trying to stop their cat from interrupting the interview
bf said that pet communicators are grifters but i know that’s not true because my cat told the pet communicator that it’s totally real!!
I can’t serve cunt like this and be chill all the time, it’s not compatible
actually the mall and the ice rink were going to get demolished either way, and preserving the ice rink and few remaining shops wasn’t an option! hope this helps 🩷
The Oregonian@oregonian.com · 4w agoThe Portland City Council unanimously rejected appeals Wednesday of a plan to redevelop the Lloyd Center mall, devastating ragtag coalitions who want to preserve its ice rink and few remaining shops. theoregonian.visitlink.me/xcvxbj
you’re in her DMs. I’m in her bed. we’re doing yogurt male affirmations
@spindlypete.bsky.social i fear my bear may have stolen its clothes from your children… either that or somehow one of your children got turned into a bear
i had a dream that i got a giant thigh tattoo of Dr. House as a my little pony character. what does this mean???
my doctor told me i was the perfect patient for her student to see today because i “have a lot going on medically” but am “really nice about it”
Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Dos Hermanos Sliced Sesame Sourdough Bread $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
hanging out with all the other boyfriends at the yarn store. we’re all taking turns picking up random skeins, nodding pensively and saying “nice”
it's called ladd's addition not lady's addition... just more proof for why i keep saying that math is for boys and not girls!
had a great time the other night at Holman’s with the Rum Bucket i ordered. everyone kept asking me “what is that?” “it’s a rum bucket” “what’s in it?” “…..rum”
i tried THREE TIMES to get a lyft that wasn’t a tesla. yet here i am in a tesla on the way to the airport AND ITS SELF DRIVING. the universe hates me and i hate robot cars.
gotta remember that i can’t say “hey king” to any of the bros today…
you’re in his DMs, i’m in his bluesky username. we are not the same
i never get tired of the look of disbelief on TSA agents face when they inspect the dark mysterious brick shaped thing in my bag and realize it’s fresh baked sourdough bread
of course it was gaslighting you!!! it’s called gemini after all
Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 5mo agoone time I tried using the gemini feature in google sheets to transform some data and the model kept insisting to me that the data sample it was showing me was actually the entire dataset. hence:
how it feels when the answer to the trivia question is giovanni ribisi and you get it right
new contrapoints video just dropped and my bf isn’t dropping everything and coming home from work early to watch it with me?? rude. do better.
of course international women’s day is an hour shorter this year. women can’t have anything!!!
claudia winkleman thinks she’s rodger corser. rodger corser thinks he’s alan cumming. alan cumming thinks he’s the hamburgler
unfortunately, even me (a woman) correctly answering all three parts of the question about the Bechdel Test did not pass the Bechdel Test!
Fischer 🛠️🚇@fischer.bsky.social · 5mo agowe may not have won at trivia tonight but we did get all three parts right in the question about the bechdel test which I think is a win for women everywhere
the song “i am my own grandpa” was actually written about the town of Winden from the german TV show Dark