If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Bluey: Bandit Heeler's 'Cool' Stuff

Alt: A clip from Bluey. Bandit (the large blue dog) is digging through a crate while Bluey (a small blue dog) and Bingo (a smaller orange dog) look on. Text: This is all my stuff from when I used to be cool

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Carl Marxman@carlmarxman.northsky.social · 2d ago

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

Nuremberg 2 is going to be lit

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 2d ago

U.S. military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to ‘punish Iran’

My spouse to my kids and I when we won’t stop talking about Poppy’s Playtime and Warhammer:

Stop Saying Odd Shit

ALT: Stop Saying Odd Shit

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Spending the morning explaining to my kids that following us around the house loudly whining is not how they get us to take them places

The Blue Jays are only three and a half games back of wild card 3 and the Tigers look like they’re throwing in the towel Are we in “Fuck it, we ball territory” and try to make a run for it?

The people complaining that “COVID lockdowns screwed over a generation of young people because they couldn’t go to school” are the same people that balked at how much it would have cost to make those schools safe for those same kids to go to

Is this about me?

Jerry Chen@jcsalterego.bsky.social · 4d ago

can't believe i accidentally locked myself out of the posting factory for a month

STILL NEED $3400 FOR RENT, PLEASE REPOST

Peanut@peanutium.bsky.social · 5d ago

I am a disabled trans woman who will be forced to move back to Texas if I lose my housing, please help. Any amount helps! Rent: 50/3500 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field #crowdfund #HelpFolksLive2026 #transcrowdfund #DisabilityCrowdFund #HelpFolksLive

Oh no! Not mild criticism of woke Jeopardy! Host Ken Jennings! This is so fucking stupid

Please help, we need progress for our rent to stay housed

Peanut@peanutium.bsky.social · 6d ago

I am a disabled trans woman who will be forced to move back to Texas if I lose my housing, please help. Any amount helps! Rent: 50/3500 cash.app/$DragonAField venmo.com/u/Caeli-Field #crowdfund #HelpFolksLive2026 #transcrowdfund #DisabilityCrowdFund #HelpFolksLive

Did Tom Green invite Steven Page to his house just to cover old Canadian television theme songs?

Tom Green and Steven Page Sing The Polka Dot Door

YouTube video by Tom Green

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The Red Wings to Dylan Larkin:

Detroit Red Wings (Unofficial)@notdetroitredwings.bsky.social · 6d ago

🎂🎉

Most of the compliments I get are about the work I do or how good a dad I'm being at the time, they're never about me Just the stuff I've done for others

Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 6d ago

A thing I learned a while back that blew my mind is that men almost never receive compliments, especially cishet men. Giving a man a compliment will literally make their year

Mmmmm… forbidden aged fish sauce

Work begins to remove decades-old fish sauce from St. Mary’s plant

Work has begun to remove decades-old vats of foul fish sauce from a St. Mary’s plant. The Atlantic Seafood Sauce Company closed in 2001, but the stench from the sauce left in the building has wreaked ...

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Just how bad is the Republican internal polling if they're dragging Fauci back out to yell at?

*standing up on the plane* It is time for us to join together in prayer to the Omnissiah and beg his forgiveness for the weakness of our flesh! We must appease this planes machine spirit so it will convey us safely!

Josephine "beckbook.com" Riesman@josie.zone · last wk.

*standing up on the plane* Alright, you lost lambs. I'm glad I have your attention, because I'm about to save your souls and tell you about the Son of God. The government killed him for preaching the TRUTH, but his name is ALIVE, ladies and gentlethings. That name is Hong Xiuquan. The Taiping Heave

When you don't want to get traded at the deadline

Athlon Sports@athlonsports.bsky.social · last wk.

Toronto Blue Jays right-hander Shane Bieber did not make it out of the first inning during Tuesday's game against the Washington Nationals.

I wonder who Kate Siegel will play

Mike Flanagan In Talks To EP Henry Cavill's 'Warhammer 40,000' TV Series

Mike Flanagan is in talks to executive produce the Henry Cavill-led series adaptation of 'Warhammer 40,000' at Amazon MGM, Deadline hears.

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Get his ass @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz

Skip, the Online Raccoon@badposter.lol · last wk.

nah im not a fighter anymore

Chad Livengood@chadlivengood.bsky.social · last wk.

BREAKING: Husband killed his wife, six kids before taking his own life in west Michigan, police say www.detroitnews.com/story/news/l...

Get his ass @badposter.lol

pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 7mo ago

…can I say something about bari weiss without everybody getting mad?

possum possum laying dead in the road possum possum oh wait i was wrong for he was just playing possum possum he’s alive now possum possum oh wait no he just got hit he got hit by a car

Doug!@itsdoug.ca · last wk.

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about possums

Youppi fell on that hockey stick on purpose

Tommaso Ciampa is the biggest face in the Wrestling Industry

Richard@sirlariato.northsky.social · last wk.

#AEWRedemption 🤼

The only AI television show I want is Diane Morgan pretending to be a robot and harassing an old woman

I’ve never regretted not buying a house by large body of water more than when my kids insist that they need to argue about each other breathing in the same room I’m in

Here comes the turn around we’ve all been waiting for!

Keegan Matheson@keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 2w ago

George Springer's 11th of the season, finally a big blow for the #BlueJays