This is incredible and I hope this caring soul tells the story just exactly like this to HR.
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe
@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz
go birds. say it back. gobirds.online fightins.online goflyers.online gosixers.online doop.monster #brassicagang
hold on, there’s an british person running to be ca governor and nobody has mentioned this yet?
SFGATE@sfgate.com · 5h agoRepublican gubernatorial candidate Steve Hilton discusses his vision for building data centers in California with SFGATE's columnist Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social, as demand for the facilities grows amid the AI boom.
realizing that he said “al-fayed” because his brain is permanently stuck in 1986-1997 and he’s thinking about princess di
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 5h agogoddammit the man can deliver a punchline
give me more antics, i love an antic
“child abuse” for being a little stoned around 6 year olds?!?!! free this man!
Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 6h agoRunning away is crazy
This is a great article if you love 30 Rock, with some choice anecdotes. I like this quote too
Alan Siegel@alansiegella.bsky.social · 2d ago"The apotheosis of insanity.” For the 20th anniversary of 30 Rock, I went deep on my favorite thing about it: all the fake shows, movies, and songs. With help from Tina Fey. www.theringer.com/2026/10/08/t...
look at my alma mater using descriptive alt text
University of South Carolina@sc.edu · 12h agoWish you were here 📍
1/2 Illuminate Philly came back again–this time to East Passyunk in South Philadelphia! This incredibly executed creative event offers Philadelphians an opportunity to see their neighborhoods in a new light (literally).
‘Low’ came out 19 years ago today 💎 THEE song of the 2000s
OFF ROAD TROLLEYING
SEPTA Metro Alerts (UNOFFICIAL)@metro.philly-transit-alerts.fyi · 15h ago🚋 T5 — toward 13th-Market 2 trolleys within 3.96 mi near 40th St Portal, scheduled ~18 min apart Trolleys: #9066 (1️⃣, 5 min late), #9071 (2️⃣, 26 min late) 📊 2nd T5 bunch reported today 🔗 philly-transit-alerts.fyi
🚍 10 vehicles from 4 routes stopped together right now T5: #9034 (1️⃣), #9056 (2️⃣), #9071 (3️⃣), #9059 (4️⃣) T3: #9075 (5️⃣), #9014 (6️⃣), #9002 (7️⃣) T2: #9087 (8️⃣), #9051 (9️⃣) T4: #9089 (🔟) 🔗 philly-transit-alerts.fyi
so my therapist wrote me a script for oxybutynin to help with the hyperhidrosis that’s been aggravated by my antidepressants and it’s been v funny to get a bunch of texts from cvs like YO COME GET YOUR OXY
ok if you could get the inspector gadget surgery what are the three gadgets you would choose?
Liam (Pumpkin Spice Latte Edition) Dalley@cinephile25.bsky.social · 18h ago
Oh, this baby loves to slop. Loves it, eats it up. Eats the slop. Born to slop. / S03E13 The Subway
man, as a proud indoor cat I will never understand people who are like “let me go out into the woods a new way nobody else has ever tried” let alone somebody who will leave that planning to ai
Ma$on@masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · yesterday
just now realizing that my grandpa would have been a generational poster
pork, cheese, broccoli rabe@garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · yesterdaydude he straight up had catch phrases like a recurring sitcom character “if you’re in the water up to your waist it doesn’t hurt if you wet your pants”
sometimes I think about how it took me until like solidly halfway through 2022 to realize that my grandfather, who was also extremely regressive, shared the name “donald” with our current potus
impeach hegseth should be on the list day one it is not even debatable tbh
donnie isn’t gonna be happy when he finds out his favorite grandson called and nobody told him
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani@mayor.nyc.gov · yesterday
wore my sixers hat to the grocery store and some guy, in a much more desperate sounding voice than you might expect for grocery store sports banter, said "they're our only hope man!!!"
bezos getting a big HGH head and animorphing into dana white is very funny to me
Gianmarco Soresi@gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 2d agoMan who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
