When bloomf lives on the other side of the sea

✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧@altaudge.bsky.social · yesterday

i have received a very important message

i have received a very important message

Unfortunately it’s not National Underwear Day Down Under so I can’t participate 🙂‍↔️

Gm ☀️

What Madonna track are you listening to today?

an uber driver wearing sock puppets on both hands that talk to each other about how bad the steering wheel tastes your whole ride

Ok who do I need to speak with about the lighting on Drag Race Down Under vs the World like my girls deserve so much better!!!

Ok who do I need to speak with about the lighting on Drag Race Down Under vs the World like my girls deserve so much better!!!

this man should get combat pay bc he was FIGHTING here

Shakira recreates her famous meme almost 30 years later.

Gm ☀️

Highly recommend stretching out the backs of your legs if your lower back is hurting, it can do wonders! 😝

adrian.@penacolada2293.bsky.social · 2d ago

getting older is essentially all about managing your lower back pain.

Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.

I think I need to go back to no capitalisation on posts to indicate the deeply unserious nature of my posting lol

I’m glad the Apple calculator doesn’t have a history

arguably, if you get a cold at an orgy, that would be considered an sti right?

Why is homosexuality so expensive!!!

Ask Me Why - Joe Hisaishi gets me every time

Normalise destroying people’s camera glasses

I’ve just learned about scrotox, get me out of this timeline!!!

*homosexuality intensifies*

Love whatever’s happening whereby we’re increasing the posting of man ass throughout the week

It's tūī time

hey man the bank just called — your butt card got canceled for receiving too many suspicious deposits :(

I though CW meant ‘cam whore’ whoops!

There’s a lot of mouth to ass kissing on this website

WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT SOME PEPPERONI

Discotek Media@discotekmedia.bsky.social · 4d ago

It's pizza time? What's this? And it looks gorgeous? Wait what? Samurai Pizza Cats!

I wish I could start discourse on purpose and not by accident lol

they're called shooting stars because they have guns