Jay
@itsjaymkay.bsky.social
Father. Husband. Technologist. I can track a falcon on a cloudy day. To blave.
Wait, some people actually read grandpa’s racist and hateful drivel?
Maybe I missed something but it seems like the only people that have been ‘found guilty’ are Epstein and Maxwell. Who else (donors & politicians) is he talking about??
Spoiler alert: When top officials have to start saying in an agency’s defense “no, no, no, that’s a totally legitimate law enforcement agency,” they have already lost and it is, in fact, no longer a legitimate law enforcement agency.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
The Onion remains undefeated.
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
One cool thing is how I've been lectured by conservatives my whole life about morals and civility and decency just so they can all line up to support a racist pedo
“We had to violate your rights! You see, the burden on the govt is too high.” Slimy Mike Johnson
“Imagine if we had to follow the law”
Working people pay taxes on every paycheck. The ultrarich don’t. The top 0.1% now hold $1 in every $6 of US wealth, protected by loopholes that let fortunes grow, untaxed, across generations. Extreme wealth becomes political and economic power. 🧵⬇️
I saw someone say “Abe Lincoln watched the Melania doc and said it was his worst experience at a theater,” and I can’t stop laughing.
Another gaffe that Fox News would talk about for 3 weeks if a Democrat did it.
Trump: "China will be sending me a bill very shortly supporting year round E15 to my desk, and I will sign it without delay"
if I hire an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he instead presents me with a list of reasons he is incapable of doing so while asking for more money so that he can maybe handle it later, I am not angrier at the roaches, I am in the market for a better exterminator
"Musk and Trump chuds steal social security data to try and illegally modify elections" 14 stories "Sam Altman says hospitals are no longer needed because your phone can conduct open heart surgery" 3,217 stories
Trump is incapable, literally incapable of telling the truth.
Trump: "I see people screaming 'Shame! Shame!' This is not people that are like, living in Minnesota. These are professional paid people. They are like actors."
Given how ICE brutalizes people everyday and how they have zero respect for the Constitution, why would we expect Half-pint Himmler to tell the truth?
Bovino lies shamelessly: "What we do is legal, ethical, and moral. Everything we do every day is legal, ethical, moral, well grounded in law."
Trump's one-year-summary press conference was another global embarrassment for America. He looked and sounded terrible. His breathing was labored. He lied defiantly. He rambled frequently, incoherently at times. He spewed endless hyperbole. And he is fully unmoored from reality.
It’s the Festivus and the airing of grievances!
an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
ALT: an older man in a red cardigan says i got a lot of problems
media.tenor.com
We are all going to die of natural causes before Trump stops ranting today. This is incredible.
A new ethics report shared with Democracy Docket, revealed that Republicans spent $2.9 million to stymie Missourians’ signature-gathering effort aimed at blocking the GOP’s new congressional gerrymander. But most notably, virtually all of that money went to a political firm with Trump ties.
GOP spent $2.9 million to stop Missourians from voting on gerrymander
Read more here.
democracydocket.com
NARRATOR: Donald Trump did not, in fact, have a strategy.
Bessent: "Everyone take a deep breath. Do not escalate. Do not escalate. President Trump has a strategy here. Hear him out and then everything will be fine."
Insane that U.S. allies are deploying troops in response to the Trump’s threats and rhetoric. Absolutely bonkers.
Footage shows Danish troops arriving in Greenland as part of a new military deployment. Among the personnel who landed on the island is Major General Peter H. Boysen, Chief of the Danish Army Command. #Greenland
Just as everyone predicted with the exception of Donald Trump, Scott Bessent, Howard Lutnick, and Kevin Hassett. The last 3 knew they’ve been lying, not sure with Orange Caligula because he’s a moron and a liar so in his case it could be either one or both.