@itsjustfrank.bsky.social

Man about couch🍦 Podcast Junkie

Dear broadcasters and streaming services, please note: I have cast my vote in the midterm elections. You can stop showing me political ads. Feel free to go back to trying to sell me boner pills and online betting sites. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250

No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.

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That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail. Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now. Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.