Dear broadcasters and streaming services, please note: I have cast my vote in the midterm elections. You can stop showing me political ads. Feel free to go back to trying to sell me boner pills and online betting sites. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Wow. People are out there doing nuclear drugs. Meanwhile I’m perfectly content with a gummy.
Trump on Iran: "They were nuclear and drug. They were doing drugs but they were doing the nuclear. But these drug factories slash nuclear factories were hit so hard."
This is my current ear worm. This song is stuck in my head and I can’t get it out. It’s so catchy. youtu.be/n5Rf7F2jG3M?... #poppunk
The Paradox - That's Not Fair (Lyric Video)
YouTube video by The Paradox
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Imagine, for a moment, how many people would publicly mourn you if you were run over by a truck tomorrow. Now imagine the same thing happened to a fucked-up raccoon in Seattle. Thank you for enjoying arbys
If you watch the Obama Library, the World Cup, and the Knicks parade this afternoon -- and nothing else -- you can actually see the America we're supposed to be at age 250
Ok but the real healthcare problem is Jello. (According to RFK)
"The program, which provides HIV testing, counseling and support services — will sunset June 30, according to the Indiana state Department of Health. The decision follows a $6.7 million reduction in federal funding that had supported the program..." indianacapitalchronicle.com/2026/04/30/i...
… but the pope is soft on crime.
Trump's DOJ is trying to erase the convictions of the Proud Boys and Oath Keepers who planned and led the violent January 6th insurrection and seditious conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States by force.
The trend of Trump endorsed candidates losing or underperforming has now gone international.
ORBÁN HAS CONCEDED 60% in
The United States needs a Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail.
Unhinged
Rampope: The Last Blood of Christ
*movie trailer guy voice*
He’ll allow the flyover if they change the name from Super Bowl LX to Super Bowl Trump.
Trump’s advisors told him he was going to be booed mercilessly, so he isn’t going this year and he’s canceling the F-22 flyover too.
So ICE supports Sharia law now?
Also being reported here: www.ms.now/news/trump-d...
DJT’s posts are starting to sound like someone trying to do a parody of him. Like “wouldn’t it be funny if he said…”. Except no. He actually said it. I’m not sure if that makes the post funnier or just really sad.
Honestly, what’s the matter with him?
I’m old enough to remember when the GOP hated communism and loved democracy.
Trump amplifies post that says NATO — not China or Russia — is part of the “real threat” to America.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
No education required. Mininum 18 months playing first person shooter games in yo' ugly-ass momma's basement. Must have no marketabe skills and possess a strong hatred of folks different from you and whatnot.
That Wendy's across the street looked pretty sus. We rocked up to that dirty terrorist beef store and sent their fenty-ass manager to jail in our gross beef jail. Fuck yeah, bro. We rule that Wendy's now. Eat arbys because we are super good at being in charge of all the beef yo.
Delis all across the country will be naming a ham sandwich after Letitia James
This is actually the fourth time Trump has failed to indict Letitia James: 1. Erik Seibert refused to 2. Lindsey Halligan wasn't lawfully appointed 3. DOJ tried again and failed last week 4. DOJ tried again and failed today
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild. Wolf Rattlesnake Bear Rat Possum WAIT. Sorry. That’s a list of my exes. I misunderstood the assignment.
Introduce yourself with 5 animals you’ve seen in the wild. Black bear Zebra (in California) Pika Fox Pronghorn
Je suis Charlie (just on this one point, though)
The phone number for the U.S. Capitol switchboard is (202) 224-3121. Honor his memory. #epstein
I’m old enough to remember when the GOP hated socialism and communism.
Mmmmmmmno