watching a Barbie movie: omg I know this bitch what else has she been in
maple the lesbo
@itsmaplejean.bsky.social
I'm a 31 year old lesbian who knows too many nature facts for my own good.
I CANT BELIEVE SHES STILL WEARING THAT FUCKASS HAT.....
Cinema peaked with John Boyegas running through the hallway scene in attack the block
First DBT session we talked about how encouraging it can be to continually work to improve at something I'm gonna become the Best at unmasking and speed run therapy
"oooooh this girl is either insane or some kind of prophet ooooh~" why not both... Us crazies can also receive divine visions 👏
Blessed by the fact that my theatre was giving out these when I went to see Heart Eyes
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
"Thats it! That's fucking it! You're getting a time out missy. I can't fucking believe it- three girls in this house and no one can act like a fucking lady" - what I just yelled at my cat for chasing her sister around, proving I'm not ready to be a mom quite yet
Yes. “People are doing things. You will meet them when YOU start doing things.” Lots of information and resources in this one. open.substack.com/pub/sherrily...
Democracy is Crumbling. Is Anybody Doing Anything?
Yes. And You Can Too.
open.substack.com
This just in: Molly copies the movies that I watch except she's a lot more popular on here (even tho I'm funnier) so she gets the attention 😒
molly@mollymoss.bsky.social · 2y agotuesday movie day!
Thank you @joshruben.bsky.social for making a movie specifically for me personally. Really good job mining my brain for things I like and putting them all together for me 💞
Getting out ahead of this and taking responsibility 👏❤️😞
Hi I came back from my stabilization stay early because the staff were honestly making me worse!!! Fuck that place actually!!!
The cat distribution system finally found me a day before I was gonna check myself in for a short term stabilization inpatient stay.... So my actual goal for the next ten days while I'm here is to name her Give me ideas... So far all she really does is cuddle, make biscuits, and purr
we need another fyre festival.... that was real good for our working class hearts
The thing is it really sucks living through primary source times
I looooooove being a kinda middle aged woman I looooooove doing like 10 different night time creams, one medicated one, an oil, and two lip products
Feeling SOOOOO thirties girlie with my nightly snack of full fat Greek yogurt with honey and dark chocolate granola on top 😈
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
The cyber truck is gross because we can't see ANY of it's guts... A regular car usually has some of the guts visible (pipes and such) but the cyber truck hides its innards in an ugly shell.
