Tonight's video is up if you want to watch a 36-year-old father stuff a melon with snaprocks and karate chop it in half! And let's be honest you want to watch a 36-year-old father stuff a melon with snaprocks and karate chop it in half don't kid yourself now.
Just dropped in briefly to my old pal Alex Horne’s Taskmaster livestream to support Great Ormond Street Hospital. Smashed my face into an antique lamp trying to keep socks away from TommyInnit. A great cause to donate to if you can goshtaskmaster.com
Boom it's Matt Rose Monday! And if you want a Bamboo cat plushy you have 12 DAYS LEFT so pledge your $2 and grab one right now at shop.yourplush.net/products/bam... In other news I'm up to something secret & exciting Saturday I'll tell you soon plus we return Monday 7th for more Mattness 💀
Bam couldn't be more excited to announce his plushie is now available! Here: shop.yourplush.net/products/bam... On for a very limited time and only if we get enough orders to put it into production! If we don't then you get refunded. But we WILL of course, because EVERYONE wants a Bam!🐈⬛
Me, 2002, skateboarding for the first time / me, 2026, wearing Heelys for the first time
BAM PLUSHIES: AVAILABLE TO BUY SOON!! More information coming over the next few days. Meanwhile your next two videos are landing 31st August then 7th September so mark those dates on your Matt Rose calendar 💀
Oh it's Matt Rose Monday and I'm so excited explosives are detonating without warning between my legs
In a restaurant, instead of asking where the toilets were I somehow blurted out 'can I go to the toilet', like you had to in school. Disappointing moment.
Absolutely crying at the latest @itsmattrose.bsky.social video. Love you, Matthew, you ridiculous idiot [affectionate].
Briefly had to change my name to Pepper Squishy Face last week... All explained why in your PET-THEMED SEQUELATHON, live now!! Cats on keyboards, pigeons on keyboards, naughty nice cats of the week, dogs eating socks, snakes eating themselves, geckos getting frisky, what more could you want?
When I made this video 7 months ago the stories seemed ludicrously farfetched, but now I can appreciate that they're all totally reasonable. My son just screamed like the world was ending because I took a pan scourer away from him. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIy9...
Toddlers having Meltdowns for the Stupidest Reasons
YouTube video by Matt Rose
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@alexhorne.bsky.social I officially request that you bring @itsmattrose.bsky.social onto your magnificently silly show. We all want it, he wants it, it’s perfect all around
New Matt Rose Monday is live! And also next Cooking with Matt has been filmed ready to go - here is a video that basically sums the whole experience up 💀
@itsmattrose.bsky.social just so you know… you will only be fed skull emoji and Marlboro reds enjoy #mattrose #mii #tomodachilife
Thanks for your many, MANY stories of nicknames and how you got them! I can tell already I'm not going to finish this video on time up to the high standard YOU deserve, and rather than do a Matt Rose Wednesday 💀 we'll be shifting this video to April 20th. A thousand apologies. See you then!
One of my children just climbed into my bed on Easter morning and calmly and very quietly whispered into my ear “find somewhere else to die”
Might do a nickname vid for Monday 13th April using comments, feel free to drop some below THANKS 💀
Tonight's Matt Rose Monday video is live now! With the usual sort of stuff in it.
iPhone voicemail transcription has renamed my cat from Bamboo to Rambo
Hello all. I have a new video up. In it I drop in off a radiator. I had initially planned to film a full skate video for this segment as I used to be EXCELLENT at skateboarding and am still OKAY, but I rolled my ankle a few days ago and so can barely ollie right now. Anyway BYE.
Thank you everyone for entering to win a T-shirt! Even though most of the entries were from Twitter, the winner was from here on Bluesky! And it's you Jay @scogean.bsky.social ! Your prize will be with you shortly, big congrats my friend 🙌
I’m not gonna wear this T-shirt I wore in tonight’s video again, does anyone want it? Men’s size medium. Comment if you want it and I’ll pick someone genuinely at random tonight, follow you if not already, you DM me your addy and I’ll post it out to you because WHY NOT EH
Today in Hearing One Half Of A Phone Conversation: a woman on the train going 'all the more reason to empty your freezer, then. ALL THE MORE REASON.'
This meme is from the future. You won't understand it yet.
