It’s been day 3 of my “new” fitness journey. How the hell are people eating so much fucking protein??! 😭

The last thing I need judging me, is my phone 🙄

Phil is telling you to drink water@philosophycry.bsky.social · 8h ago

My screen time is none of my business

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Happy humpday! Let’s recreate this as a little treat to me 😜

I feel like a great makeout session would heal me rn

Spiderman: brand new day was fucking awesome! 🤩

Feeling so tired today. I’d love a good nap!

By the power of greyskull I got up early and did my first bootcamp class in over a year! 🗡️

A very Sunday funday indeed! 😊

Divide to join the land of the living today. Please clap!

Spent several hours catching up with a friend by a bonfire. It was perfect. 👌🏽

Love being gay 😊

Ok shows about to start. Quiet on the creek. 🤫

God what a difference a great cocktail can make on your mood.

I’m too young to be this old

I hope something beautiful happens for you today 🫶🏼

Hate that I made you love me 🎶 #fcf

Whatcha waiting for??!

Touching grass just isn't enough, I need to be swallowed by a crack in the Earth and carried to Tartarus by the King of Hell himself

Loved that nap I took earlier but now you can call me Katy Perry because, I’m wide awake! 👀

I need to know how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?!

Love my algorithm is on point and shows me nothing but vids that make me cry. 🥹

Took my lunch and went to a cute little store to get some things for my best friends bday. I’m so excited to give her all the presents! 🤩

So I have nothing to live for now??!! 💀

Very Old Pic of D. Gray@blurbette.blacksky.app · last wk.

They’re coming for the whole damn BLT! 🥪

And now he’s calling me nonstop. Please leave me alone. 😣

James@itsmitch03.bsky.social · 2w ago

How is it possible to get dumped by someone you weren’t in a relationship with?!

“Please,” cried Frog, “please go away!” But no one went away.

If it’s not one thing, it’s another. 😅

Ranch Devereaux@thejacko.bsky.social · last wk.

Wait. So you want me to have friends? The same exact thing that got Caesar killed?????