If a woman had 13 kids by four different men, used ketamine and spent all her time running a shadow presidency, I’m not sure our society would celebrate her.
Thomas Booth
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NUFC affect my mood far more than is sensible. Love England Cricket, not interested in England Football. Love food and cooking, love a drink, love my Romanian dogs, love my wife and daughter most of all. Wrong side of 40, living in Whitley Bay
Did you miss the TF match report from our FAC win at Birmingham? Matthew Philpotts in the away end at St Andrew’s. tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-match-r... #NUFC
TF Match Report - Birmingham City 2-3 Newcastle Utd, Cup 4th round
It’s easy to fall into lazy clichés and call Birmingham a shithole.
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Reading more of the UEFA rules, worth noting that the annual costs are not per season, but December to December This means the Miggy and Kelly sales count in our UEFA calcs next season Also, the net profit from transfers part is the average of the past three years, which is crappy for us #NUFC
1/ UEFA 70% rules apply next season Revenue approx £300m (2024 revenue) = £210m budget Player Wages currently approx = £100m Tranfers amortisation = £87m per year (23/24) Before January we have the old PSR rules so more room to spend, but January onwards we only have a little room to #NUFC
PSR is also the reason no one came in with a crazy bid for Bruno Isak or Gordon last summer and Madrid isn't splashing a load on Tonali this January We can thank it for some things
this PSR thing needs some thought If it's gonna stop everyone (which it kinda seems to be) and slows the market then I guess that's not bad, brings stability and stops folks bidding for Isak/Bruno But when it throttles ambition as much as it is for us there must be some changes that can be made
Newcastle United strongly condemns the appalling racist abuse received by Joe Willock on Instagram on Saturday evening. There is no room for racism anywhere. Joe has been given the club's full support and we will continue to do all we can to ensure the welfare of our players, staff and supporters.
Looks like Fulham have made a tactical change at half time. After controlling the 1st half, they've been overrunning our midfield so far in the 2nd #NUFC
Just been watching the Howe press conference. We've said it before, but Louise Taylor is such an odd person. A long, winding question about the use of drones to spy...then a 2nd question related to the 1st. Whole angle was about the treatment of the Canadian coach. Eddie baffled #NUFC
Braverman should be driven out of public life for saying something as bigoted, conspiratorial, ridiculous, and dumb as this but she won’t be, of course, because anti-Muslim bigotry and Islamophobic fearmongering has been normalized in British public life.
Suella Braverman says UK could become ‘first Islamist nation with nuclear weapons’
Former Home Secretary Suella Braverman has told a delegation in Washington that Britain could become the first Islamist nation in possession of nuclear weapons.
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As lyrics in modern rock music go: “The simulation cartridge for City Life '09 Is pretty tricky to come by, Village coffee mornings with not long since retired spies, Now that's my idea of a good time” Alex Turner absolutely popped off on Sculptures of anything goes. youtu.be/KQsrIxyoJdE?...
Arctic Monkeys - Sculptures Of Anything Goes (Official Video)
YouTube video by Official Arctic Monkeys
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Thoughts with the Democrats who said they were voting for Trump, because of Bidens failure to help Palestine. Trump suggests Palestinians leave Gaza and ‘we just clean out’ territory www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump suggests Palestinians leave Gaza and ‘we just clean out’ territory
US president says he wants people to move to neighbouring nations, after resuming shipments of 2,000lb bombs to Israel
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That's weird, I'm hearing story after story of how your party spent 14 years increasing child poverty, doubling homelessness, trebling national debt, wasting £8.7bn on dodgy PPE, raising taxes to a record high and filling our rivers with shit.
The Lasses™️ still don't appear to be on here but tickets are now on sale for the derby match at SJP on March 23rd... book.newcastleunited.com/en-GB/catego...
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I've never seen a tweet with "yall" in it that wasn't awful
Oh well....quite the humbling. All about how we respond next match now, but we've been rightly battered here.
Tough half, that. All credit to Bournemouth. Really hope Eddie has some tactical genius up his sleeve! #NUFC
These Eddie Howe quotes from our interview today hit right. 💬 “Without a doubt Newcastle is in my blood. My kids are 100% Geordies.” “That’s what we have to do as a team. Live it. Every second. Take that responsibility & make our people proud. We’ve gone on this beautiful journey together.” #NUFC
Easy to go OTT on a night we won 3-0 and move into the top 4 but @edsamuelcole.bsky.social gives a truthful report of a less than easy night at SJP - tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-match-r... #NUFC
TF Match Report: Newcastle United 3-0 Wolves (Isak 24', 57', Gordon 74'), 15 January 2025
Ed Cole heads to St James' to see us tame Wolves and move up to 4th...
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