CONCABADDIE BRANDI 😾

@itsthebrandi.bsky.social

I don't even do rollercoasters. They're called slides. You can slide in em and go about ya business. (No socks) I feel like I could come to you because I always respected your hairline on television Eph. Snack Caucus.MN. https://linktr.ee/itsthebrandi

So...the situation with 2026 crop art is much like the situation with me having children. It's technically not impossible at this point if I'm willing to ruin my life and love my body hurting more than it currently does and that's all I do.

Don't let people tell you "you're never too old" to do something. That's a lie. I'm pretty sure 90% of this app is too old the watch every episode of every show in the 90 Day Fiance universe before they die if they haven't already started watching

Maybe y'all should stop getting excited about tall men running for senate. In this post I make the case for Senator Cheryl Miller. She's 6'2. Do not tell me anything about her politics. I also do not know what I am doing but I am having fun.

If I were the star of a team who is uncomfortable doing press and gets dysregulated on the court and one of my teammates is causing a traveling circus of fuckery to be attached to my teammate, regardless of what I believe on the topic at hand, I'm moments from a locker room crashout