I purchased an overpriced water bottle from the forbidden Vending Machine of Knowledge of Good and Evil and was banished from the Halls of Impeccable Vibes back to the land of Industrial Music Under 6500K Lights For Some Fucking Reason
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T E E T H T E E T H T E E T H T E E T H IMPORTANT FACTS: - a pseudonym shared by four identical lesbian canada geese - prominent electronic musician based on an island above the arctic circle - has never been to north america - has never lied in a bio
Did you know that @cillic.bsky.social is a delight? 🙂 (you did)
put up one of these with a door handle labeled 'Little Free Birds - Leave a Bird, Take a Bird'
I've been off social media and happy, but DEF CON is coming. Anyone wanna meet up? 👩💻
haven't posted a pic of myself in a while so here's a selfie for posterity
guys, this isn't funny. cybies only do this when they're in extreme distress
onion person@junlper.beer · last yr.
anyway, got shouted at by some dufus at work and was given the rest of the day off time to become a frog and watch ds9
I am VERY hesitant to share this. I know there are people who are dealing with way more pressing issues than me & it's taken me since the end of Nov. to humble myself enough to ask for help. I have a lot of weird guilt surrounding asking for help so if you can thank you so much. gofund.me/2865062c
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An important part of living in a neighborhood is befriending an old lady. if you can’t find a suitable one, you’ll have to start bringing that energy yourself
every morning I wake up to make eggs for my beautiful egg wife
He is doing shock and awe deliberately to unhinge and destabilize us. So that we are too frozen and traumatized to fight back. Shore up your inner resources. Do everything you can to stay grounded. Every act gumming up the works counts.
Shivam Bhatt@shivambhatt.bsky.social · 2y agoWe live in some fucming unhinged times, man, and it's only been a goddamned week since he took office
slipped my delta pilot a fiver to do extra chemtrails today ☺️
birds crawling out of the pores on their mother’s back like surinam toads
*whispers into the void* "your art will be declared degenerate, so you might as well lean into it."
my tv channel would have: • bird notice • bagelstore galactica • bill nighy the scighynce gighy • frasier but loud • Cosmos 1980 (slowed down and reverbed)
Ⅳ ⛧ (she/shed)@ivyfae.bsky.social · 3y ago“hey did u notice that bird?” [suspenseful drums, cello rising tensely] “yeah” [jumps to black, dramatic clunk sound] Bird Notice