Ruin a book by adding a word. Tender Is The Night Bus
Marco Almada@marcoalmada.com · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: Station Seven Eleven
Izzy Mant 🔹
@izzymant.bsky.social
Screenwriter (emerging). Former producer (stuff you've heard of like Peep Show). Catless childless cat lady (proud).
Marco Almada@marcoalmada.com · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: Bleak Acid House
Marco Almada@marcoalmada.com · 2w agoRuin a book by adding a word: Station Seven Eleven
I worry that my incredibly bad joke 4 days ago may have had something to do with Bill Oddie's demise...
Izzy Mant 🔹@izzymant.bsky.social · 2w agoHistorically accurate Oddie, see?
The premiere of this was huge fun. Autistically funny, and generally funny, it's like if all those great Daily Tism headlines became people.
The Daily Tism@thedailytism.com · last wk.Missed our virtual world premiere? You can catch It’s a Superpower?? ad-free & in its entirety right now over on Patreon at selected tiers! First one to finish binge listening gets a prize!
I don't know - I went to the park the other the day and there was a sign saying ALL GATES TO BE KEPT ON A LEASH. The sign was on a dog.
Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 2w agoOne unleashes the *hounds* of Hell, not the gates of Hell, you illiterate moron.
Historically accurate Oddie, see?
Alan Burns@alanburns.bsky.social · 2w agoHistorically accurate Odyssey
They're gonna have to shoot an extra bit of that 'What has the BBC ever done for me' ad. 'Made Donald Trump turn over his financial records' is a pretty good one.
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w agoNEWS: A Florida judge has ordered Donald Trump to turn over financial records sought by the BBC in his $10 billion defamation lawsuit. The judge granted the BBC's motion to compel records from Trump's revocable trust, handing the broadcaster a MAJOR early win in discovery.
I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things, that a woman ain't s'posed to see.
Secret Drug Addict@scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 2w ago
Chagos with Ed Milliband! [Am I doing this right?]
Sam Freedman@samfr.bsky.social · 2w agoEd Miliband is foreign sec
I thought dictatorships were meant to be good at sporting spectacles.
A woman forgets what colour she last died her hair, and then her ex boyfriend forgets too.
Kathryn Tewson@kathryntewson.bsky.social · 3w agoA burnt-out employee makes a rounding error.
Side note, but how has 'conspiracy' come to mean 'thing that is provably false'?
Channel 4 News@channel4news.bsky.social · 3w agoWho won the 2020 election? The question is now a conspiracy that no Donald Trump acolyte would dare to break from - including his pick of new Director of National Intelligence, writes Anushka Asthana. Read our latest newsletter: channel4news.substack.com/p/how-trumps...
Quick reminder: £10 billion is TEN THOUSAND MILLION POUNDS
It's a mark of my extreme honesty that I'm starting today's wordle with my usual word even though I've seen everyone on Bluesky going PFUCK PYOU PWORDLE
Farage is meant to be an “enough of this” vote, a rejection of normal politics, just as “Leave” was. It’s a destructive impulse. Nobody expects him to really fix stuff, but it expresses a voter’s disgust with the other options. Him v Binface reveals they’re both the same. It’s really funny.
Starmer did have Appease Donald Hubris Disorder
Neon Genesis Ewangelion@ewacat.bsky.social · 4w ago"cases up 40% since Labour came to power" are they trying to say Starmer has given people ADHD
I once attacked Nigel Farage by giving him a small acting note (he was in a Harry & Paul sketch I produced). Feel bad now I know he's the most attacked politician ever. He did look wounded.
“I am the most verbally and physically attacked public figure or politician of modern times.” The disgraceful Nigel Farage. Remembering Labour MP Jo Cox, born 1974, murdered 2016.
Farage says that in London men can't wear watches and women can't wear jewellery. Just checking: can women wear watches though? I need to keep an eye on the time when I'm stealing men's jewellery.
I'm loving this Bluesky joke where we all pretend we were at Taylor and Travis's wedding. Extra funny for me because I actually was there! I kept two of these cute clips we got given so we didn't get our wine glasses muddled up.
I didn't know it was possible for a sunny exterior to be so #Backrooms
huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · last mo.my god
Musk, Jenrick, Robinson, Farage, the whole of them, know what they are doing. This is Stochastic terrorism. They are constructing a monolithic other to generate fear and anger for electoral gain. Those talking of 'legitimate concerns' are normalising their framing and helping them. It's that simple.
I'm in Exeter to do a panel talk with @gralefrit.bsky.social and @alicelowetime.bsky.social at the Exeter Comedy Festival this eve. Hanging with wonderful comedy chums but forgetting to take pics so here's an arty shot of a bit of ruin I took instead.
No one, absolutely no one, is saying that white lives don't matter. I know this is obvious, particularly to a Bluesky audience, but in a world of infuriating straw-manning, it bears repeating.
This is a lovely story. I might re-watch Pride (the film), the origin story for this mutual respect and support www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...
‘Bigger and better than ever’: how Durham Pride beat Reform’s funding axe with help from the miners
Solidarity between LGBTQ+ people and unions has saved an event denied ‘a single penny’ of council money
theguardian.com
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