Gonna need to compile all the Benjamin Button journalists who aged backwards from now until the 90s and see what they think
John Holbein@johnholbein1.bsky.social · 2d agoWho's the consensus best NBA player of all time? MJ or LeBron? To find out, I compiled all of the journalist player rankings that I could find. I found 54 in total. Here's what the experts think...
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
photoshop a live raccoon into that dude's hands and run the rest of the story unchanged @bencollins.bsky.social
Brandy Zadrozny@brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 6d agoSomeone posted this in slack and I actually thought it was The Onion. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
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Chicago Tribune@chicagotribune.com · last wk.Only Illinois residents can claim a roadkill deer, according to state law. The only stipulation is the resident claiming the deer cannot be delinquent on child support payments.
I'm guilty of this but if I had an *actual volcano* to throw them in I bet it would fix me
Oregon 🕎🎲@oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2w ago
A good point that applies just as well to any closed-source search engine...
Janne Hämäläinen@janne.hamalainen.social · 3w agoOutsourcing the searches to generative AI is akin to asking a stranger whose political views you don't know to do searches for you and hoping for the best. So, it cannot be the only way to discover information.
Herbert "DQ" Blizzard, so nicknamed because he was banned for covering the ball in magic shell alternative is Harold "chicken fingers" which is also very good.
kim@kimmymonte.bsky.social · 3w agoyour baseball pitcher name is your grandfather’s first name and the last thing you bought i’ll go first mine’s Dominic Sandals
Adam Smith doesn't understand supply and demand?
Rep. Adam Smith@adamsmith.house.gov · 3w agoMy father, a baggage handler at SeaTac Airport, bought our family home in 1971 for $15,000. Today, that very same house would cost $526,000. Hedge funds and wealthy corporations continue to buy up single-family homes, kicking working-class Americans out of the housing market.
Steven Zirnkilton: "In the Minnesota public health system the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. There's the people who investigate most of the infectious diseases and stuff like lead poisoning or whatever, and then there's Team D"
Diane (Redacted)@dianemn.bsky.social · 3w agoDiarrhea. It’s Team Diarrhea; they investigate foodborne outbreaks.
Imagine getting your most fervent wish and it turned into such a colossal shitshow that your only remaining option was to drop dead
thinking about inventing a new cryptid: extremely-long-cycle cicadas. They'd emerge and be all "hey, where'd the megafauna go? There used to be cool sloths"
Can you guess where this sample will be used? No, you cannot.
This kind of walkable housing couldn't be built in America today
Tami Wicinas@tamiwicinas.bsky.social · last mo.My hermit crab is finished! It might be one of my favorite things I’ve made so far and I can’t part with it just yet. It was a fun challenge! #ceramicart
I interviewed @josephoneill.bsky.social again to ask what he would do if he were Chuck Schumer (short answer: resign)
If I Were Chuck Schumer | Joseph O’Neill, Daniel Drake
With about four months still to go until the midterm elections, the Trump administration remains largely unchecked by Congress in its exercises and abuses
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Whenever I have an even number of tabs I close half of them. But if I have an odd number, I open three links from each tab and also open another bsky tab
rstevens 🦆💨@rstevens.bsky.social · 2mo agoall i want to do is drink coffee and close browser tabs. if i close a hundred a day, i can get to zero before the end of the decade. simple goals.
The first political party to run on a "donate once and we won't text again for 2 years" platform would raise a trillion dollars
Of all these made-up baseball names I think "Sport McAllister" is the most made-up
Mike Bloom@bloomer5142.bsky.social · 3mo agoPlease make an entry in your findings about this roster of Cleveland Spiders from the 1890s
students studying relativity dog with an injured paw 🤝 confused about how a cone works
The "Dad Rock" radio at the gym just played Papa Roach...cut my life into pieces
On its third attempt tonight, Marblehead Town Meeting approved an “MBTA Communities–compliant” district largely centered on the 125-year-old Tedesco Country Club, meeting 3A requirements on paper while all but assuring no new housing would be built. This comment says it all.
Everyone talks about being left behind on AI usage but it seems pretty easy to get caught up. It’ll have to get a lot smarter before it becomes a necessary part of my job, and by that point I shouldn’t need to learn anything to use it. Isn’t that the whole point?
Oh, this is probably gonna come in handy for a lot of situations. (subscribe to the Achewood patreon, because I promise you can not predict the lead-up to this panel)
This is what the Dropkick Murphys were singing about
Emily Sweeney@emilysweeney22.bsky.social · 4mo ago
I am an hour into a video of Rob Scallon learning how to build a violin, and I have no regrets about my evening so far
