Guess who let moon gel melt on his stool and now it will never be clean again

I made a chili and crab pasta, it was surprisingly good

Also, if you were at @tfnationltd.bsky.social today and tried to start an altercation at the carpark barrier today, get a grip. Absolutely no need for that nonsense

I made a cheeky little appearance at @tfnationltd.bsky.social today! After so much woe and sorrow that I wouldn’t make it this year, my brother bought me a Sunday ticket and I hauled butt down in the early hours of the morning. It was lovely to see so many of you, I hope everyone has had a good one!

I have driven over six hours today which isn’t massive but I think it’s the most I’ve ever driven in a day

Heck it, next year will be the year I finally cosplay. Why not. Look out TFN

Saved a hedgehog today guys, no big deal

Before time began there was the cube

I’m not trying to be being dramatic but this weekend is going to be so damn difficult. I’m going to miss all of my amazing TFN friends and I’m going to be dealing with some really heavy and emotional stuff. It’s not ideal but I still wish you all the best of times and the blurst of times.

I just saw Brand New Day and honestly, I totally loved it. I’ll have to watch it a few more times to see how it holds up but my initial responses after leaving the cinema are: -Damn, does that costume look great or what? -The most coherent plot of an MCU Spidey film so far -The cameos worked perfect

Modern Baseball - Mass

I’ve started rewatching the Naruto anime, I haven’t seen it since I was 12. So much nostalgia

I’m going to miss you guys and the usual TFN tomfoolery so much. This has been such a totally shitty year. Here’s hoping for 2027.

“Here are my outfits inspired by the new Tictac flavours” what the hell stage of capitalism is this?

What’s Hasbro done now?

If I could post Wes Streeting a particularly spiky cactus, with specific instructions on what to do with said particularly spiky cactus, I would.

Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?

Hotel Runner

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Without saying your age, what’s your favourite movie that came out when you were 18?

I saw a kid absolutely pelt his dog with a rock yesterday, the poor thing made the saddest noise I’ve ever heard. Whatever punishment that kid gets is too light.

I saw three separate car crashes today

I watched the Odyssey two seats away from my brother who studied classics at university and proposed to do his dissertation on Odysseus. My guys, I could hear his distaste at times.

I’ve just been to see the new Christopher Nolan movie. That wasn’t anything like Super Mario Odyssey.

Sorry AliExpress, Pokemon what now?

This is a very big deal to me

I am currently job hunting so if anyone has any advice, please let me know

The great thing about Britain is you're free to think whatever you want to think and say whatever J. K. Rowling's lawyers permit you to say.

I just rewatched the HBomberGuy plagiarism video again. Whatever happened to the Somerton man?

From 2019, when the news was telling us that staring seagulls out had been proven to stop them eating your chips

Guys I’m losing my mind. I got a £100 fine for going to a pub and using their carpark but not entering my plate number on a computer. (The computer was inside and I was sat in the beer garden the whole time)

My dad was a graphic designer and in my lifetime he worked in a studio full of Apple Mac computers. I never really thought about the fact that when he started, he wouldn’t have had that resource. Fuck AI.

I made a birthday cake for my sister in law