Jabroxen Brodium

@jabroxenbrodium.bsky.social

Cybo man came to visit me

This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal

Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."

If you claim to have never heard Crazy Frog’s “Axel F,” it says more about you than it does Mr. Frog. This about virtue signaling that you are better than entire genres of music, that your friends are not in the custom ringtone game.

I know about this song only shit I have been forced to know. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard it but I’m guessing not since I don’t watch TV, listen to the radio or spend a lot of time in public spaces where that kind of music is prevalent. I am rightly proud of this 😎

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 2d ago

I kind of feel like I need to prove I haven’t heard this song but also don’t think I’m cool and I can only do that by saying in the past month I haven’t heard this song but have heard Hot Hot Hot by Buster Poindexter

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