"Ready Player Two movie is officially in the works"

a jack of many pawns, master of... heh... all of them~

Whenever I am tempted to imagine what another driver might be going through, I remember this and stop

memory safety is woke #UseAfterFreedom

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YouTube star Deji's dog to be destroyed after biting elderly woman

An elderly woman suffered serious injuries when she was bitten by Deji Olatunji's German shepherd.

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Just found out my friend has had a github account without verifying his email for 4 years how do you do that

btw u can kinda just write code in any language. if u know one of them well then u know all of them. just try it i promise. and no i don't mean using llms.

the way vinny says "k" in this clip has lived rent free in my head for years

Wrote Java for the first time github.com/Technici4n/P... github.com/InnovativeOn... Going to do this for github.com/Direwolf20-M... and github.com/pedroksl/Adv... later I've probably fucked it up somehow

when you want to have sex but she has to process vulkan shaders

do you remember?

Yeah I care about this project, which is why I’m going to delegate all the work for a bit of dopamine then leave it to rot

After a two week Minecraft phase on the PC I'm having the opposite issue

super duper genius@jack.cab · 2mo ago

Using my PC for the first time in a month and the keyboard mappings for macOS have fucked up my muscle memory so bad I can't even type anymore I keep using Alt+Backspace

javascript pro tip: if you find yourself typing the "class" keyword something has gone horribly wrong and you should seek shelter immediately

Me : Siri call my friends Siri : no friends detected Me : Oh wait I mean my followers Siri: calling 6.4 thousand people …. Me :

Going to try a family feud style thing... the first question I'm collecting answers for: What is your favorite named color value? asked-100-devs.netlify.app

they’re doing nothing to me tomorrow #controlgroup

A U.S. government map of Africa mislabeled every country during a state department presentation at a ⁠global conference www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

I forgot part 2

dille@spacebeer.net · last wk.

it is 2:30 in the morning

laughing like a fucking banshee at this

He's also scraping Bluesky

Free J Download@fedi.jack.cab · 2w ago

Tiago.zip is collecting your posts and profiles by scraping Mastodon instances, and he's publishing datasets of them. To opt out of future releases, put #noindex in your bio. Read his FAQ: https://tiago.zip/trawler According to the FAQ, he doesn't scrape instances if authorized fetch is on, if […]

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Leaked images of the currently unannounced Nintendo Switch 3, codename "The Wii U Again".

holy shit