drawpile doodles of the day

"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school

autumn coded@hoovybaby.bsky.social · yesterday

Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ

Spaghetti Celesti: Devour The Heavens (@punkcake.club) "Per favore, have a seat and prepare to devour the heavens!" Free - Windows, Mac, Linux: warpdoor.com/2026/09/29/s...

Leandra’s not a party person (2021)

indie ttrpg design is hard because a lot of us are very beautiful and it's really distracting

Mörkticia@morkticia.bsky.social · 7mo ago

Hit me with your nuanced ttrpg take.

hits her with the gachafication beam #rkgk

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus

One time when I housesat for a friend, I pranked him by poisoning the algorithm of all his devices via playing Morbius media on all of them for hours every day. Morbius on the smart tv, Morbius music on the Alexa, Morbius products on Amazon, I just completely Morbed his shit UP.

being a furry artist

Nicolas Dream, PhD@afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 2d ago

(drawing hentai) Yup, Can't wait for a bunch of disgusting dudes to jack their dicks off to this

You heard it here, folks.

Tail-Blazer@tail-blazer.bsky.social · 2d ago

I just had a dream where I was talking to Miyazaki, and he was speaking in Japanese as he does. At one point I take my glasses off and gesture to give me his and we try each other's glasses on. And in perfect English he says, "Wow I can't see shit through these" and I woke up.

Th-this wasn't an invite for everyone to give me a 'hat' >X<

Bnuy ✨ #art #Pokemon #oc #Lopunny

tumblr is great sometimes

real conversation i had when i stayed the night at a friends house that i think about constantly

Well it seems like that after Shoto insulted Mika's sprite familiar, the sprite decided to take its anger out on Shoto's dagger underoos and Mika's moon underoos! Who knew both dorks are shopping at the same shop in the local village! Too bad they cabt grab their scythes~ Art by @ CherryS-12 in DA!

When you find out an artist you like is also very hot.

came up with names for them!

WOLFGIRL9MILLION (COMMS OPEN!)@wolfgirl9million.bsky.social · last wk.

Blind Date (2/2)

Some telegram doodles

Dweeby sticker!?!? Whatttt!??

Lil ol travis headshot

Blind Date (1/2)

I love reading this post, I love reading it, it's the funniest goddamn thing in the universe

Chungo Tumpus: Clear Sky@mrfinnmccool.bsky.social · 2d ago

The below is burned into my brain and it's about as appealing a pitch as if video games involved getting shot with an actual gun.

The action genre is built on the shattered backbone of small groups of thugs who "You wanna go tough guy?" at the start of the story and who, without their involvement, none of the other ass kicking would be possible.

Asvald Amatheon the lich, and Maurice the crow. Together they seek knowledge and cookie crumbs 💀🐦‍⬛👑 --- Commission for @sirorange.bsky.social

"we didn't have anything like as many people claiming to have ADHD back in the days when everyone carried around a pack of inhalable stimulant drugs and took between 20 and 40 doses every day"

Jussie Northside@jussienorthside.bsky.social · 4d ago

Janice Turner has no background or training in medicine, neuroscience, psychology or psychiatry.

#Limbus_Company #ProjectMoon

every three months a bunch of grandstanding machos do the “normal grizzled mech pilots would smoke one of those tranny sex dogs” as though the mecha genre hasn’t been about feminine losers having panic attacks in the cockpit since Gun Dam Seventy Nine

commander i'm sorry to report that your squadron of "normal mechs piloted by normal military guys" that "would totally crush a hound" has been completely obliterated. yeah they weren't genre savvy enough. they were talking shit about how it's only one mech and whatnot. sorry. do you want your coffee

[metroid] just hangin out

Men picking wedgies is so peak. Look silly for me, hot stuff. Bounce around until your beavertail's gone, pretty boy