Mad no one seems to have told Bournemouth they’re supposed to buckle & just sell Alex Scott when any team comes in with an offer..
Come out all bullish with "it will take Tonali money to sign our captain" and then whimper down to £75m. Embarrassing.
Yer man hired a so called super agent to force through a move to a club in the same league. Fuck him.
So with Lyon’s sell on fee, we’ve essentially sold our club captain for £65m or so, what was Hopkinson on about? Players being sold on our terms? #NUFC
This therefore of course means Newcastle 2.0 will not work & we’ll be relegated.
NUFC Twitter Bot@nufcjournalistbot.bsky.social · 23h agoLuke Edwards (@LukeEdwardsTele) RT @TeleFootball: Bruno Guimaraes’ seemingly inevitable exit will mark the end of one of Newcastle’s most successful eras. But what can we expect from the club’s next generation? 🗣️ Matthias Jaissle to bring energy and new ideas 💸 Back on track (1/2)
I’m shite at golf but I guess that’s where I should focus my energy…
Jack McNally@jackmcnally.bsky.social · last mo.The main worry is Edward’s saying he’s not worried about Bruno, which means he’s definitely leaving. And if he does leave this window we may as well fold the club & take up a new hobby. #NUFC
Who are these folk who the club apparently surveyed & understood the need for a new crest?! Adidas are charging £100 a pop for the new shirt I’m sure they can spent a bit of time to “reproduce the crest accurately”. What an absolute load of bollocks that video is. #NUFC
Looking increasingly likely that we’ll announce the new manager before we announce Howe’s left.. #NUFC
Please folks, stop sharing Edwards quotes. They make me violently ill. He is literally diet Piers Morgan at this stage. #NUFC
I know it’s ‘just’ pre season, but scraping a 1-1 draw against a Gateshead side who were battered of South Shields days later before getting a hiding off Bristol City. We’re back alright… #NUFC
18 senior appearances for this new lad, you can see the direction we’re taking but it’s Narf a big risk. Hopefully pays off. #NUFC
Grew up watching those season reviews & ‘black & white volumes’ relentlessly, owe my love of the toon to that man. #NUFC
BDB doing what he does best by heading it clear, also asserting dominance over the Norwegian with the double step over 😂 #NUFC
Friday. Widdecombe deed. Sun shining. Have a pint lads.
Mad a referee for a round of 16 match of the World Cup is a man I’ve seen with my own eyes drinking in the Black Garter
Well there it is. Fuck you, Sandro. Thanks for very little. Fuck you, Newcastle United. Selling before buying again. I'M SURE you'll get a great deal on his replacement 👍
I couldn’t give a shiny shite about the funds involved, we should not be strengthening a direct rival #NUFC
Olise has a balon d’or in him like, ridiculous footballer
Could go down as the most depressing window of all time this. #NUFC
Michael Martin@tfmick1892.bsky.social · last mo.Is there a fire sale going on at #NUFC ?
We’re linked with a player well before putting in an offer. We’re also said to be thinking of negotiating a deal below the release clause, this will go well won’t it? #NUFC
Grey Eye Magpie@greyeyemagpie.bsky.social · last mo.#nufc bollock
The main worry is Edward’s saying he’s not worried about Bruno, which means he’s definitely leaving. And if he does leave this window we may as well fold the club & take up a new hobby. #NUFC