Just a reminder that: - this isn't for workplaces and if your work is trying to implement it scare them over discrimination claims - the onus is on the service provider, not the service user to comply - the code *itself* says enforcement of toilet facilities is unworkable and low priority

Slurms MacKenzie@slurmsmackenzie.bsky.social · 19h ago

EHRC Code of Practice comes into effect today so remember to be an absolute pain in the arse to any service provider who is trying to actively enforce it.

I've got a theory that Reform's secret plan is to stop immigration by making the UK so awful to live in that nobody wants to come here...

Sarah Murphy@13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 2d ago

Course you would, “love”… And Brexit will suddenly be amazing. And climate change will go away. And Trump will give us the bestest trade deal ever. And voters will love you for scrapping their rights, to please your moneyed mates… Now, pipe down and focus on your upcoming fight with a bin.

Another day of the gays taking over the lido. The unicorn was named Rosie after an unfortunate but non-fatal incident with a thorn. With @arossinlondon.bsky.social and @gabrielhawkpot.bsky.social 🥰🥰🥰

When they said 30% off, I didn’t think that’s what they meant

Carré?

Choose your fighter

Amnesty International caving because an anti-rights group complained about being called anti-rights...

Lee Hurley@hleehurley.com · 6d ago

Amnesty have issued an apology to JK Rowling and the rest. Adjust your expectations, and donations, accordingly www.amnesty.org.uk/latest/an-ap...

Was walking down Canal street and a random woman said to me "The end is near my friend." Am I in a Russell T Davies drama?

Me continuing the conversation with the new yorker I just cut off in traffic:

When you think about it, the layout of the Saw bathroom makes no sense as an actual bathroom.

Swim and bbq with the boys (and the unicorn)

🦄

If you make me take my phone out at the store to buy toothpaste I am going use it to buy toothpaste online

If there's anything I've learned from movies, it's that people who say the apocalypse ISN'T coming are usually right and don't suffer any kind of ironic retribution later.

The Guardian@theguardian.com · 2w ago

The AI jobs apocalypse probably isn’t coming anytime soon

If only there was some kind of story that told us what happened to Ebenezer Scrooge in his past...

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

Mark@markgaybakes.bsky.social · 2w ago

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image

Is a round naan sufficiently similar to a heavy frisbee? Discus.

Sophie Hall@sophlouisehall.bsky.social · 2w ago

Finally, someone asking the important questions

My toxic trait is seeing a 2-factor authentication code and thinking to myself "Well obviously I could have guessed that!"

How about we have an AI data centre ban instead?

Sky News@news.sky.com · 2w ago

Thames Water announces hosepipe ban for over 10 million customers

Was in the shops earlier and the sign over one of the aisles said: MADE WITHOUT SOUP But then that aisle contained soup! The implications are concerning!

Since everyone is talking about Doomsday today for some reason.

Ed... It might be you. Shabana... It might be you. Rachel... It's not you.

Paul Brand@paulbrand.bsky.social · 2w ago

Ed Miliband and Shabana Mahmood both walking up to No10 at the same time. The new PM is keeping us guessing til the very end!

Wait... shit.

Happy Hot Lectern Guy Day to all who celebrate

There's been some kind of horrible unit conversion error.

I think after this Britain should give the Falklands to Spain, as a treat