Jacob Colliver
@jacobcolliver.bsky.social
Writer. Buck Bumble is an action video game for the Nintendo 64 developed by British company Argonaut Software and released by UbiSoft in 1998
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 18h agoThis is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...
MY SLACK FRIENDS OPPRESS-MY DIS-CORD FRIENDS
Museum of Twitter@museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15h ago
Hot chips restore Heath and packet chips restore Magic
There was a period around the end of the 2000s where everyone had smart phones but still primarily contacted each other by remembering numbers, and I'm not a "we gotta go back" guy at all, but we could stand to reinvigorate the organic connection that comes from some misremembered digits
Lukács Doncic@weirdalf.bsky.social · 2d agoWeird text from a random today
Flipping a coin between these two
Stop Calling Me Frank@stopcallingmefrank.bsky.social · 6d agoYou have a month to write a 33 1/3 book about the album of your choice. Which record are you going to write about? (No previously covered albums allowed; new shit must come to light: see below.) (For all books in the series: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33_1/3) (H/t @monostich.bsky.social
Every girl's toy at Kmart is called Goop Kitten Craft Set With 2x Fluro Sparkle Canisters and every boy's toy from Kmart is called GigaRex CyberFart Creatures Series X With Fully Operational MAZ-7917 Missile Launcher
White Guy SHOCKS Chinese Restaurant By Ordering In Fluent Hungarian
french patrol to jean valjean french patrol to jean valjean take your loaf of bread and put your shackles on (two) french patrol to jean valjean (four, six, zero, one) his sentence ends, parole’s begun (two, four, six, zero) said the bishop “and may god’s love be with you” (one, run off)
Actually pretty devastated to hear that Glen Hansard died!!!! Actually horrible to hear, actually!!!!!!!!
say what you will about AI, always-on voice recording and auto dictation has been a game changer for my workflows. Save post and close app. Yeah Footlong meatball sub on white. No veggies. Don't toast it. Ranch and barbecue sauce. Yeah, ranch and bargecue sauce. More. More. Little more please
The perfect solution to looking like you're fixing a gambling problem without upsetting any of the lobbyists. I mean, Rockstar doesn't give a cut to Pokies Australia so it can be a sacrificial example. SportsBet and LadBrokes ads? Nah nah they're fine.
the Curb @thecurbau.bsky.social · last wk.This feels like an over correction in some regard, but I'm curious to see how it evolves. Australia has a gambling problem, and this *feels* like a way of addressing that problem, but really the biggest issue is ads in sports. www.vice.com/en/article/g...
Multi-prompt Cards Against Humanity answer when you've got three cards left
Stereogum@stereogum.com · last wk.Boy George says he created his new pro-Israel reggae song with AI
real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator
*Hearing the National Emergency Alarm Test* oh sweet analogue horror reference bro
Billy Elliott but it's Billy Madison. Adam Sandler in a filthy bath going "DANCING IS BWETTER. I FULFIWLL DA SOUL." "NO, COAL MINING IS BWETERR. I NEED TO PICKET FOR A LIVEABULL WAAAAGE"
The two types of cyberpunk are Blue Cyberpunk and Green Cyberpunk and I was hoping for Neuromancer to be Green but I'll still happily take Blue
measuring data centres by "chadstones" is the most terrifying unit of measurement possible in australia
Tim Baxter@timinclimate.naruresearch.com.au · 2w agoFor those who don't know Melbourne's south east, this is a data centre that is six times larger than the largest shopping centre in the southern hemisphere (and worst in the world).
Oh boy just got an email about changes to one of my services, hope it's a discount this time
Every time I log into Discord it shouts alien concepts at me like "Nitro now has Winget support! Upgrade now to receive 500 WingGems to Scraggle at the Dashboard!!!" and it makes me wonder if anyone would have ever paid for MSN Messenger
The perfect System Of A Down song would be Manufacturing Consent excerpts for the verses and The Backwards Man from Freddy Got Fingered for the chorus
Love a Letterboxd account that knows what it's about
Just saw the Ebenezer trailer and heyyyyyyyyy how's that Robert Eggers adaptation coming along anyone heard anything about thaaaaaaat yet
I love those bits on Alone where the subtitles get a bit catty. Just someone worn to the bone, exerting a tremendous amount of effort to perform a task in the wilderness and then there's a dialogue box like "this won't work, by the way"
Playing a fun game called "Is The Lacklustre Response To Doomsday I'm Seeing A Long-Awaited Public Response To Poor Quality Or Am I Just 35 & Hanging Out With Other 35 Year Olds"
They couldn’t figure out how to make a Cool Guy Fights In Vampire War movie, one of the greatest Skill Issues in contemporary cinema
FANGORIA@fangoria.bsky.social · 2w agoMarvel's troubled BLADE reboot starring Mahershala Ali has seemingly taken its final stake to the heart.
