jade “the rock” johnson 🗿

@jade.is.vgay.fyi

physics phd student -:- she/her 📡 age = current year (im 2000 years old) chahta sia hoke! chi hollo li @addie.is.vgay.fyi 🥰

we taught mabel how to play hide n seek and it's the cutest thing ever. she gets SO excited when she finds us. tonight i was hiding in the bathroom and she put her paws up on the counter and checked in the sink! i love her so much 😭

mabel tilts her head

EA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest

roasted by my 9 year old nephew who confidently told me if i was a pokemon i would be psyduck "because he is always worried and runs around holding his head because he has a headache"