I drove a Rolls Royce! Around the parking lot but still. The owner told me to take it out for a joy ride and I was like “nizzaw”. He does not have to worry about me
J. Arie
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I see it, I like it, I want it, I got it.✨🤲🏽 from the Garden (856) to the Swamp (813) mommiana to a young adult, a workaholic and a wanderlust, and a possible bookworm. I believe in community & the power of the people above all things ✊🏽✊🏿
Unfortunately, I work two full time jobs. And even more unfortunate I deal with people one on one, all day every day at both jobs. People have been praising my kindness, but also, people have been rude as fuck. I’m tired.
YOU DON'T "CONSUME" ART MOTHERFUCKER. YOU EXPERIENCE IT. YOU FEEL IT. YOU ENGAGE WITH IT. YOU WRESTLE WITH IT. YOU LIVE IT. ART ISN'T A LITTLE MORSEL YOU GOBBLE UP.
I did not realize how mean sheep dogs are to sheep until I went to a sheep farm. I thought they just run in circles to herd sheep into place but no… Bluey be fucking those sheep up. They jump on top of them, bite them all over. I was shocked 🥲
Maybe bc I’m from South Jersey but the whites definitely still say it
Zora Neale Hurtin’ 📚🔮✨@alexaesperanzaa.bsky.social · last mo.I feel like the word “youse” is underutilized these days. Like mostly old white ppl say it I think, but bring back youse. “Who wrote the note? YOUSE TWO!”
I never gave a fuck about a double text 🤧
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Mind you, they be eating them lil nasty foam wafers and those tiny cups of grape juice that represents the BODY and BLOOD of Christ. Now, if I say that’s blood magic, they’d throw a fit lmao…..🌚
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TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿@prettttystoned.bsky.social · 2mo agoSomebody said Christianity is peak witchcraft, I FOUND MY PEOPLE!!!
I always fold plastic bags thin then tie them in a neat little knot and people always ask me if that’s an Asian thing 😭
Y’all CANT be hollering about spoilers for The Odyssey, which is based on a book that has been out for 3,000 goddamn years.
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 6 weeks(!) in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave—is now getting all three.
The man in the photo was murdered for this.
Shani 🫧 (Bluesky hates Palestinians)@mom4medicare4all.blacksky.app · 3mo agoOnly acceptable answer.
Gems… crazy part about this is my uncles used to talk about this all of the time…
Black American culture gets stolen and sold both domestically and abroad. Impact is felt globally but of course it’s a problem or ghetto when niggas do it first
Mozelle Batiste Delacroix’s only son.@roamingdruid.bsky.social · 4mo agoNEVER let ANYONE tell you “Black Americans have no culture.” NEVER! The impact Black American culture has had on the World should be studied. From your folklore, regional dishes, accents, and traditions you’ve upheld ever since your ancestors stepped foot on these cursed lands.
A Black teenager was killed because they suspected he was shoplifting a bottle of water. He didn’t. A Black 1yr old was killed because they suspected his mother was shoplifting diapers. She had a receipt. Don’t ever tell me this country’s problem is a class issue.
Every Black officer that I see that works for Tampa’s Sheriff Department looks good.. which is perplexing bc I don’t fuck with cops at all.
This happened to me when I went to see I Love Boosters by myself last week. Like…?
Willow Nichols-Capra 🤎@novellamenagerie.bsky.social · 4mo agoCompletely empty theater- someone got a seat right next to us
"I’m spineless, I stand for absolutely nothing and I’m bald." There, I translated it for you.
Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4mo agoNBA Commissioner Adam Silver on Trump coming to Madison Square Garden "He's welcome to be here. What makes sports so special, especially when there’s so much that divides people, is it’s something that we have in common."
I think Twitter and specifically Black Twitter needed to be broken up. They were making a lot of money being in Black business. Media and corporations aren’t making Black Twitter money over here, and I’m looking at you sideways if you try to make that my Black ass problem.
My nephew is misguided but he really is the sweetest & he has a dope personality. I yelled at him literally like once in his 15 years on earth & my daughter got upset with me… I thought that was touching, because little Black boys need to be protected that way — even when they’re wrong sometimes
I love when people have a beautiful way with words. Not just a vast vocabulary but very imaginative as well. Like whenever they speak it feels freeing and fresh.
Everyone wants to talk my ear off when I’m tryna take a nap before work 😩
I hate when people post a scene from a movie and change the music, and because most people don’t know the movie, they think that music is the soundtrack. Just misinformation galore on social media.
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My brain is not functioning properly, currently. And I feel nauseous