I have a unique enough way of speaking that I can’t even do an alt account successfully.

Wat@a-wat.blacksky.app · 2h ago

How would y’all prove that y’all are you on a new account?

Picture it: New Orleans. Summer. 1990. Thirteen year old Mel has just put her sisters down for a nap and popped a plate full of these in a microwave with some cheddar cheese so she can watch McMillan reruns…

Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3h ago

Nabisco American Classic Crackers (1987-circa 1992) A line of party crackers marketed with old-timey Americana aesthetics. Varieties included Cracked Wheat, Dairy Butter, Toasted Poppy, Minced Onion, and Golden Sesame

An no less important because of it being platonic in nature

Pixie Thinks🧚🏽‍♀️@pixiethinkss.bsky.social · 2h ago

A friendship IS a relationship.

I’m glad the President has his priorities straight.

My nieces’ stepmom is truly a sweetheart. It makes me so happy, knowing that my sister’s babies are in such good and loving hands.

Gen Z is the worst lmaoooooooooooo!

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 6h ago

Man arrested after dressing as Grim Reaper on hospital roof and staring at patients

I am not shocked Cori Bush loss. Stop going by what people talking on the internet say. Also her surrogates saying “Jasmine Crockett endorsed Wesley Bell” as a bad thing when she didn’t obviously backfired. Because you know who is beloved online and offline ?

Jasmine Crockett Rouseysky

ALT: Jasmine Crockett Rouseysky

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I’ve been trying to figure out who Haley Stevens looks like and it’s Kylie Jenner 1st Gen face.

Crockett the moderate, alongside Cuomo. Yall will say anything for attention.

Toxxicate@toxxicate.bsky.social · 4h ago

I will never hand it to Haley "Israel comes to me in my dreams" Stevens, but at least she had the decency to concede and endorse Abdul El-Sayed. Unlike some moderate losers who can't accept their losses, namely Cuomo and Crockett.

These people are letting you know that they’ve always cheated. Their eyes have always been on someone else’s paper. They alway bought essays. A subordinate has always done the work their name is slapped on, usually without credit. Chat is a cover for them.

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 10h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

This Thursday, SpaceX insiders will be released from their first post-IPO stock lockup and can cash out early. As I've been saying, this has all the hallmarks of a Ponzi scheme.

Everyone has a friend that’s a teacher. Cashapp them some funds to help them setup their classroom for the Fall.

Waking up to Sharia Law in NYC is crazy. Knicks won, crime is down, 2,000 toddlers are going to school for free, parents got “date night” with nyc babysitters, they’re building housing on city land, small businesses are saving money and selling ice cream. Its sunny out i should go get one.

In other Michigan news, the state looks set to elect it's first transgender lawmaker. Joanna Whaley won her Democratic primary and will compete in November for a state house seat, beating a primary opponent who tried and failed to disqualify her for not running under her deadname

Dig if you will the picture, of you and I engaged in a kiss…

I’m telling you this as a political scientist. The person who is electable is the one who is elected. This can and does change over time. Any and all speculation about “electability” is either puffery or anxiety and is often both.

Julia Azari@juliaazari.bsky.social · 16h ago

One way to be safe is to never write an electability take

Oh no.

Double Aunt Andre 3000 AKA Jason Reefer@arrogantade.blacksky.app · 8h ago

Call in and tell them you didn’t hear your alarm.

A day of remembrance and celebration Happy Fade In The Water day

Update: SpaceX reported half a billion in LOSSES And that still exceeded expectations 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com · 23h ago

BREAKING: SpaceX’s revenue exceeded Wall Street’s expectations in the company’s first quarterly financial report following its blockbuster initial public offering in June

Happy Birthday to two of my occasionally violent, always handsome favorites: @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app and @princey5ive.blacksky.app! 🎊🎁🥂🍾🎉

Cute Dog Celebrates Birthday

Alt: Cute white dog in a Chucky from child’s play costume has a cartoon cupcake with the caption “Happy Birthday”

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This looks glorious.

Snow Burrow@bostonjerry.bsky.social · 24h ago

It’s August and you know what that means: We’re officially in tomatomaxxing season. #SandwichSky

Papineau voice actor just cashing those checks, never even cracked a script open. Respect.

Luke Knox@lukeknox.me · 21h ago

in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this

My son is 27 and I’m a grandmother. 😂😂😂

Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · yesterday

y'all have ADULT children... and i swear to my Jesus in heaven ... YOU WERE A CHILD BRIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

We’ve reached the “let me take these pills and lay down,” part of the day.

When you call vaccinations “the jab,” I assume you’ve been warned about sticking pennies in light sockets more than once as an adult.

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterday

Cat Power is antivax

Erm that’s called being over 40 and having friends of the same age.

kate bush’s husband@airbagged.bsky.social · yesterday

Cat Power is antivax

I can’t stress this enough: it’s their own titties.

TCG@itstcg.blacksky.app · yesterday

AND she had the whole damn app weighing titty meat.

Like we SEE yall… we know its hatred and not falling for that..

The most engaging sports account here on the butterfly (word to @audreybjunior.blacksky.app) are the WNBA girlies. Yall are on it!