Aaron Rodgers please rupture another major ligament That shit was so funny
just tried taking off my sweatshirt with my Sunglasses on the collar and scratched the shit out of my face but now I have a cool Cut going through my eyebrow like I picked It during character creation
I would simply not let short form video trends define my experience of the world.
I love it keep going. Adolís Garcia might be used as an opener once he’s healthy. Stubbs will Be manager sometimes. Fuck it. being normal doesn’t work do other shit
Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · yesterdayDon Mattingly indicated everything is possible in New Phillies Order. Harper could be lifted for defense late in games. He might not. Stott and Bohm could end up back at their normal positions if subs are needed. Arraez could play first if needed. There are no rules.
people are going to complain and they are wrong. make it Ugly and Extremely stupid and painful. Do not Forget who you are. go phils, win with your blood and hair
Philadelphia Phillies@notphillies.bsky.social · yesterdayNew faces and new places #RingTheBell
another day in the free and fair election mines. everyone keeps asking if they can fuck the free and fair elections. buddy, they won't even let me fuck them
just had some terrific Nepalese food. when it comes back out I’ll be Sure to ask it about the July Jobs, use my promo code in bio
CNBC@cnbc.com · 2d agoKalshi traders think July jobs report will come in slightly cooler than economists’ predictions
can’t believe the Phils went out of their way to get Arráez when Whit Merrifield is available
You really have no idea how hot the water in your shower can be until a woman has control of the temperature
I first got 1000+ pages of court documents from Miller & Moreno's custody case. Anybody can request these from Cuyahoga County. I reviewed those by myself, one by one—no AI involved!—and the filings pointed to police reports. I then sought those out separately and spent days combing through them.
Incredible to think that today is exactly one year since the Eagles beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl
I think the evil Ohio senator didn’t do anything about the other evil Ohio political man until 6 minutes ago because they Both hate women and don’t view them as human beings.
Democrats who go on Fox News to criticize the DSA should be known for what they are: Republicans
appreciate rosenthal actually saying what’s happening. dodgers benefit from frank McCourt being a dumbass but most importantly, they aren’t cowards. scared money don’t make money and the rest Of the League are walking around without pants on because they’re too worried about pissing in them
Ken Rosenthal@ken-rosenthal.bsky.social · 4d agoTarik Skubal addition takes anti-Dodger hysteria to new heights as MLB lockout looms. Column, unlocked and free to read: www.nytimes.com/athletic/748...
baseball is for everybody this shit is SO fucking cool man
Marisa Ingemi@mingemi.bsky.social · 4d agoInaugural lineups for the LA Queens against the New York Heights
have spent the day walking around Edinburgh, intermittently drinking pints and not looking at my phone. feel great, has anyone Tried this before
establishment democrats are conservatives trying to convince progressives to vote for them with fundraising text messages
A.R. Moxon@juliusgoat.bsky.social · 5d agoIt’s becoming an increasingly unavoidable conclusion that a portion of mostly establishment Democrat electeds/pundits/consultants don’t like Democratic voters much and would much prefer to have Republican voters instead, and view their voters’ insistence on being represented as an annoying betrayal.
Look, friends. I know that you don't think it's much. But the NYT Puzzles app is very much propping up the NYT's ideologically driven hate campaign against trans people. You gotta let your streak go. There are so many other puzzles out there you could be playing that won't fund hate.
Games are helping the New York Times thrive amid media chaos
A new Games app is on the way.
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seller of bigotry offsets and indulgences@anem0ne.net · 6d agoyou're worried about your streak ending i'm worried because thanks to the nytimes normalizing anti-trans rhetoric, i won't be able to renew my passport, be careful which states i even consider traveling to, watch as more and more "allies" who "don't hate" regurgitate bigotry and right-wing framing
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in a completely different country thankfully not my shift today go phils I hate you
Matt Gelb@mattgelb.bsky.social · last wk.Kyle Schwarber is out again today. The Phillies play at noon. Trea Turner is DHing.
Meet Joey Abel, the Delco native who sunburned LeBron into his back. He was in Sea Isle when the idea occurred to him. “I was like, ‘How can I get a LeBron James jersey as fast as possible?’ And that’s where my mind went.” Abel has no plans to apply aloe vera: www.inquirer.com/sixers/meet-...
This Delco man sunburned LeBron James’ jersey into his back in Sea Isle. He called it an act of ‘Philly toughness’
Joey Abel's passion for the Sixers runs hot.
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