James Oswald

@jamesoswald.scot

Author, cat slave, coo wrangler. Mostly posting as sirbenfro.bsky.social https://jamesoswald.co.uk

“Women back in the day used to be able to take a joke” always makes me think of my mum’s cousin the 70s - She was carrying a tray of hot tea and some old git went, “What would you do if I just grabbed your tits right now?” She replied, “This.” and tipped the tray onto his lap.

Used one of my own invitation codes to make myself a second account. Mostly to stop any other James Oswalds getting there before me like the guy on the other place. Still smarts that he nabbed the name just weeks before I did, and then never posted anything.