Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈

@jamiebear.uk

Jamie, just your average Merseyside-based foulmouthed slutty gay Welsh socialist vegetarian tattooed historian Green Party member with EDS. he/him. Smiling in the face of perversity. NSFW alt: @bearbehind.bsky.social

My Turkish (Kurdish? Cypriot? The mix of New Britons locally is so amazing I can't tell) delivery driver for my food tonight was so burly and sexy and cute I think I need a wank before I eat my dinner.

Any fellow armed services brats here? Do you have the same problems trying to remember which RAF/Army/Navy camp you were at when discussing childhood events? Being posted every 2 or 3 years was great, but it has fucked with my space-time location skills about my childhood.

Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈@jamiebear.uk · 23h ago

(It might have been Coningsby though. I have lived in too many places to keep track any more. Discussions about my childhood with my mum all have a 15-minute intervals as we try, and fail, to work out where we were living at the time of the incident under discussion.)

My dad was a "difficult person" who had many "extremes" and there was general rejoicing when he finally died, even from people who hadn't paid any attention to the words that fell out of his mouth for years. But he didn't have instant access to newspaper columns and the BBC's Today programme, so 🤷

Ben Goldacre@bengoldacre.bsky.social · yesterday

Apologies: I’m not online much, I haven't paid any attention to Rod Liddle for a long time, I didn't really know his extremes. I do now: I wouldn’t have posted if I'd known. I’ve seen death of difficult people up close (and its impact on others): that’s the only reason it was on my mind as an issue.

You didn't know your friend, who received a police caution for assaulting his pregnant girlfriend, was a wrong 'un? Okay, that's at least possible. You didn't know your friend, who wrote about being a paedophile in national publications, was a paedophile? Yeah, you see, now we have an issue.

My language, which has never been on the polite side, has been particularly fucking sweary today. That's not just here: I've been effing and blinding at my computer (InDesign is a cunt of an app) and accidentally let a non-directed swear escape while just buying a bottle of wine earlier. Bollocks.

Google Alerts, previously useful, have recently been switched to being powered by their crappy AI. As well as dragging in unrelated alerts there's now an inaccurate summary appended to each one. "Transdiffusion posted about ITV in the 1940s." No we didn't. That's two separate posts mushed together.

30 years ago, the allies lesbian and gay people wanted and needed were the ones who actively didn't give a fuck. "They do [x] in bed!" I don't give a fuck. "They recruit others!" I don't give a fuck. "They are forbidden by [obscure bible passage]!" I don't give a fuck.

Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist@nameshiv.bsky.social · yesterday

I feel like at least some of this self corrects when you stop giving yourself mental medals like "ally" and just act normal with other people who are in fact for the most part, also just normal people

Logopedia's editors, inbetween wanking and drooling, *love* to see a screencap with bad interlacing or a smudged print rendering of a TV logo, create an SVG of it and post it with speculative dates and a use-case as A RARE VARIANT!!1! when it's just a local newspaper throwing something together.

Dr Jamiebear 🏳️‍🌈@jamiebear.uk · yesterday

I'm not the first to find this, since the absurdly literal version on Logopedia is clearly based on it, but I feel better for knowing I've got primary evidence of how it looked for my throwaway use of it in the ATV Show Book print project thing.

Oh good, we've got another pointless fucking argument brewing (about putting bins out, which is suddenly my job and mine alone after 28 years of whoever's nearest of a Monday night doing it). Think I'll just fuck off to bed instead.

Greedy train-leasing company Porterbrook has spent a tiny percentage of the huge profits it makes, for doing nothing, from passengers and taxpayers in order to rebrand in the face of GBR coming. This tripe would not be required if Labour had a damn'd spine.

Porterbrook branding | Hatched London

We rebranded Porterbrook around the power of partnership, creating a modern identity that supports innovation, Long Marston and the future of rail.

hatchedlondon.com

The Voyager photo of Earth and Carl Sagan's pale blue dot speech should be rammed down the throat of every single person on this planet until we, as a species, finally understand our place in the universe.