Shared this on insta yesterday, but forgot to post here. There’s exactly 9 years between these two photos. Aside from the weight (thanks Arkansas lol) lots of behind the scenes and emotional changes happened in that time. Excited to see what the decade side by side will look like next year.
no cheating post your lock screen
no cheating post your lock screen
Got to pull the pin and use a fire extinguisher today that was fun! Note to beginning grillers: don’t leave food on your propane grill unattended and don’t place your grill under an awning or too close to your house.
Everyone’s on here this weekend with pictures comparing to soda cans or monster energy cans… don’t forget that regular sized Red Bull cans are also perfectly sufficient.
To be fair, @no381.bsky.social was the voice of reason to tell me to put on something besides my hoochie shorts and a tank top to tackle the villains who invaded our domicile.
man who just saved me from an indoor wasp nest @jampri.bsky.social
This version is pretty good too…
I want this version framed in my house
The reason Icona Pop crashed their car into the bridge because they don’t care but the love it (@ men jogging shirtless)
@ men I see jogging shirtless: Sorry for crashing my car but you’re all so hot 🫦
i’ve lived in utah. the answer is “yes.” daily. sometimes multiple times per day.
Not to be homophobic, but y’all ever hear the fagcent and CLOCK IT but then he says “my wife”?
Sunglasses prompt… easy peasy. I’m adding multiple pics because I can’t choose just one.
if you see this, quote a pic of yourself in sunglasses x
i think watching hadestown yesterday changed my brain chemistry and I blame @jampri.bsky.social
Okay it’s been two full weeks since I did a workout, time to get back on the grind but this time in a much cooler shirt (that I want to turn into a tank but don’t wanna screw it up 😭)
Proof of gay on plane. Also I cannot wait to get back to working out after a two week extended rest. Need to keep getting stronk!
Booked separate reservations on our flight home and got moved so @no381.bsky.social don’t get to sit together anymore. It’s now my mission to send him the most UNHINGED messages during this flight.
(Permission to be vulnerable on main) I finally *came out* to my dad tonight; one of the last people I hadn’t really had a direct conversation with to this point. I’m grateful that I don’t really have to worry about losing family in the process but it was still awkward for other reasons (a 🧵)
God, this is cliche but it’s so easy to get… anywhere in Japan because of their train network. I will miss this so much when I have to go back to driving my civic everywhere.
I just taught the entire Eagle Osaka the Hot to go dance along with a very friendly Swedish couple…
Just had some life changing ramen and now I’m back at the Eagle. What a Saturday night.
Hello from the Eagle Osaka! Happy Friday to the North American bloomfs.
Going to get absolutely shredded with the Japanese ozempic water. Need to get rid of the weight I’m gaining from the onigiri, famichicki and tonkatsu.
I’m a sucker for a bsky prompt… I was feeling particularly snatched when I took this a few weeks ago.
A man in a towel though 🥵
Incheon airport is massive… and weird. It’s very very quiet EXCEPT for the mobility assistance carts that play a constant loop of the Samsung washing machine jingle while driving. They are not few and far between either, there’s always one in the background droning on and on…