Jared Goring 🇨🇦 🇺🇦
@jaredgoring.com
I write, and more. No AI here. Many labels apply, including but not limited to: Canadian Ukrainian nonbinary bi/pansexual polyamorous anticapitalist autistic etcetera... Possible content:📖📷🐈🐕💩😂🏛⚧️🆒️🛠🔞 etc. DMs open, all feedback welcome! <3
Today is my birthday! So I'm going out for a motorcycle ride as a present to myself XD
Certain romantic gestures hit differently when you work manual labour… "Hey babe, happy birthday! I wore this all day as a surprise for you…" *peels off my shirt to reveal the sweatiest lace negligée you've ever seen, which has rolled completely up under my armpits*
it really is all the same fight at the end of the day because as much as sport bans are about barring trans people from public life, so too are they about denying the bodily autonomy inherent to someone training. "it's illegal for you to throw a ball around with your friends". No it isn't. Fuck you.
If my artist keeps turning out stuff like this I may not survive to see final publication. Seriously. I know Bluesky is gonna compress the hell out of this but just imagine the detail that's there past the compression XD
The question is: on my deathbed, will I wish I had spent another hour - or ten - on the hustle and grind? ...or sitting beside another's, their hand in mine shaking, would I give anything for one more minute with them? To me, the answer is pretty clear.
Okay it's kinda sloppily edited but I ended up with nearly an hour of footage so I'll probably put some more clips together and up, in time. Motorcycle riding! Enjoy the roads!
Okay I'm gonna gear up and go, and honestly I don't know whether the livestream will work but I'm gonna try it anyway! Let's find out together, life is an adventure.
Anybody wanna go on a motorcycle ride with me? Thinking of doing a #livestream of one in about an hour. Why? I dunno. Thought it might be interesting? Beautiful day and we've got some gorgeous roads nearby, figured I'd try to share it…
Well I know I like the prose…and the content…and the author…and…
Hey y'all, so if you know me, you know that my finances are, uh, nonexistent. So to mitigate that, I'm opening fiction writing commissions. 2 slots! If you like the kind of prose I write, and would like me to write something for you, please check my comm info here: danfbispo.carrd.co#services
Anybody wanna go on a motorcycle ride with me? Thinking of doing a #livestream of one in about an hour. Why? I dunno. Thought it might be interesting? Beautiful day and we've got some gorgeous roads nearby, figured I'd try to share it…
They did say AI would bring productivity like never before
Safety briefing at my work: "Hey folks, don't ever do [Thing], okay? It's not safe, it can't be done safely, it's dangerous, it's never necessary. Just don't do it." Me: "Okay." Safety briefing: "…and like, if you have to do it, just do it safely. 'Kay thanks bye." Me: "…okay…?"
"But measure love not just in years Or beats or taken breath Eat & drink & cry & laugh Live life before your death"
Life's a marathon, not a #sprint Or so should rightly be A pleasure cruise A country walk With much to do & see But measure life not just in years Or beats or taken breath Eat & drink & cry & laugh Live life before your death #Vss365 #Poem
Snag this book! I just did! I was lucky enough to ARC this one and it's a real fun read with a fantastic voice and lovely cast. Hope has written something truly wonderful that will keep you turning pages. ❤️🔥🔥🔥
At Your Pace (Hudson Valley State Book 1) eBook : Engel, Hope: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
At Your Pace (Hudson Valley State Book 1) eBook : Engel, Hope: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Okay friends I have decided it's the last day of the launch ebook sale Raising my eBook price to $4.99 like a lot of other indies to help assert our value :) But want it to be accessible, so snag it for $2.99 today if you would like! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GWXYD77J THANKS BYE #booksky #writesky
Thought: Social Media is a modern form of pillorying. You trot out your screenshot or quote post, slap it in the stocks, and invite the audience to throw their rotten fruit and veg (insults), and I'm unsure of whether this is more an indictment of Social Media or a defence of pillorying…
#WritingCommunity Not about writing, but about social media around writing: How do you folks deal with bot comments?
Gonna start mixing burlesque and political messaging, and call it Impropaganda.
Google*: "Fourth of July! Look at this animated homepage for the Fourth of July!" Me: "It is July third at 3am and I'm not in the US, piss off." *(Google used in workplace, because work policies are set by executives rather than experts)
#WritingCommunity Synonym your WIP: Fight or Flight -> Strike or Soar (from the series: Flight of the Fates -> Transience of Prescients) A Night to Remember -> Umbral Recollections (thaaat makes it feel like a very different genre XD)
Got a game if anyone is bored enough: synonym your #WIP Sadly I only got a boring one: For #StatuesErode, I'm going for 'Monuments Rot' Don't get any in your mouth. Also bonus points* if you can give me a better one. 😁 *Points does not indicate prizes. Participating is its own prize. Awww.😊
This bird has such a strong punk aesthetic and I love it. I want character designs based off of this bird!
Buffy Helmetcrest hummingbird! Was watching one of @coreyartusimagery.com streams, and got to looking up hummingbirds. This one stood out with its short bill, v-neck green and blue/purple beard, black and buff head, and fluffy crest. #BirdArt #ornithology #SciArt #NatureArt #WildlifeArt
I'm too scared to do "Happy Whatever Day" for really any holiday because I'm terrified someone will come up like "Well International Pancakes Without Blueberries Day was yesterday and you didn't make a post about that huh huh huh?"
Okay beautiful - but also I love how each one starts with a bottle flip. Like "hey just before I start this, gimme a quick sec to maybe fuck it up entirely! Okay cool let's get down to it" XD
Essenar Glass transforms everyday bottles & glass objects into unique sculptural pieces by heating, stretching & reshaping them by hand. What would normally be discarded becomes flowing forms, creatures & one-of-a-kind glass artworks IG Artist @essenarglass #art #glassart #glassblowing #sculpture
Great thread, and I was thinking this just the other day (well, I often think it XD) - I have no clue what flirting is. Is it just…being interested in someone, telling jokes? Asking questions about them? That's just a conversation!
Extending a conversation I had with my therapist today: I have no idea what flirting is.
Man I don't even know what my Following list is supposed to represent. People be like "Curate your own experience!" and apparently my response is an emphatic and gleeful "I ain't curating shit!" XD
Co-worker: "I mean- there's people who believe in viruses and people who don't believe in viruses, and…"