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Chris Jasko

@jasko.bsky.social

I write. I doodle. I colorblind. Opinions are mine, so keep your hands off. Fight me on the Crew BigSoccer forum, coward. My brain is broken — https://clanoftheduck.neocities.org

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Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · yesterday

@hangthadj.bsky.social, can we get a verdict?

@eu-de.bsky.social · 2d ago

AS Roma and adidas unveil the new away kit for the 2026/27 season https://www.europesays.com/germany/67697/ AS Roma and adidas unveil the new Away Kit for the 2026/2027 season, highlighting loyalty, tradition, and duty…

Matthew Doyle @mattdoyle.bsky.social · 2w ago

Transfer Window Guide: Each Eastern Conference team's status & needs Including an Atlanta team stuck in hell, a Crew side caught between strategies & an NYCFC ownership group that needs to get serious. tacticsfreezone.ghost.io/transfer-win...

Transfer Window Guide: Each Eastern Conference team's status & needs

The window's been open for a week and a number of teams have been cooking already. Some others, though...

tacticsfreezone.ghost.io

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 3w ago

Played soccer in the yard with my kids and some neighbors. Nutmegged by a 9-year-old to lose the game. The World Cup isn't coming home.

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 3w ago

Robot Jox

10,000 Motivated Rats@bombsfall.bsky.social · 3w ago

Ok if you can all agree on something you can rent one video

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 3w ago

I think I tuned into the wrong MLS match.

Michele Giannone @mgiannone.bsky.social · 3w ago

We are so back (Except in Chicago 😞)

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 3w ago

Cali demonstrates the ideal way to sleep.

cali, a two-year-old yellow lab, sleeps comfortably on her back

most of her body rests on her fluffy bed inside her cage, legs splayed in the air. her head dangles out the cage gate, leaving her forhead to settle on the tile floor. the floor smooshes her face and ears. cali's lips, pulled down by gravity, reveal her teeth.

you will never have as restful a nap as this dog

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 3w ago

Do we at least get a little VAR? Just as a treat?

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 3w ago

Finally got an edit to remove em dashes from a project because it makes the client think AI wrote it. Damn you, robots! Damn you to hell!

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · last mo.

Just one more cross into the box and I'm sure Mexico would've had it.

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · last mo.

lol Haaland is ridiculous

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · last mo.

Hell yeah, Japan.

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · last mo.

hell yeah

it beach

big beach

pretty beach

sky blue

cloud fluffy

beer enjoyed off-camera

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · last mo.

Love getting texts from the parents.

a text from my stepdad that reads, "I also need my retainer in white case. On bathroom counter."

it is 11:40 at night. i will fetch it for him

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Not today, intrusive thoughts. Not today.

a man holds a glass ball in his tragically sized hand

the ball is not particularly small, but is a size that says, "you could put me almost anywhere... even there."

i will not be tricked by the orb

some pretty flowers and a lush lawn are in the background

Eliot McKinley @eliotmckinley.com · 2mo ago

First Touch @firsttouch.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Quite possibly the greatest interview in history right here 😂🇯🇵

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 2mo ago

oh my god mbappe

Chris Jasko @jasko.bsky.social · 2mo ago

how do we feel about looooong brian mcbride?

Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I haven’t seen such a comprehensive Paraguayan loss since imperial Brazilian troops sacked Asunción in 1869 during the War of the Triple Alliance and ultimately forced the signing of the Loizaga–Cotegipe Treaty three years later that led to the country losing almost 40% of its prewar territory.