I’m still shocked Todd Blanche isn’t the name of a character on 108.9 The Hawk.
I’m going to insist UK people come to my show Shit Arcade in Edinburgh. We switch up comedians every show, we switch up games every show. It’s all a good time. 5-12, 23-31 August (link to tickets below)
One of my oldest friends loves Little House on the Prairie and Soundgarden. Here is what I made for her birthday today.
these are the days where i only want to listen to dinosaur jr. - ee cummings
TRUMP: Hearing too much Jimothy talk. We gotta murder this Jimothy.
If you want to eat out I hear Sharney's just added a new 100 Layers of Shredded Iceberg Lettuce salad to the menu, they're always innovating
Taco Bell has almost killed me many times. But I’m stronger for it.
WORKER: Welcome to Taco Bell, what would you like to order? ME: Lettuce. All of it.
I appreciate the hard work & due diligence that goes into factual journalism, but it seems like @jasongore.bsky.social is my trusted source for breaking news with @npr.org a close second.
RIP Lindsey Graham. You taught me it was okay to be a coward whose only skill is debasing myself until death for a tiny, ultimately illusionary crumb of power.
AND IT SEEMS TO ME / YOU LIVED YOUR LIFE / LIKE A CANDLE IN THE WIND
Look, I say Gov. Bashear should go ahead and appoint a new Senator for Kentucky. If he's wrong, no worries! Just show us Mitch McConnell.
Spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes today. He said Hell was “going fine” and “just okay.”
I believe Jenny Racicot and the other women who have come forward against Graham Platner. The attacks on their credibility and character as a result are deplorable, as is tolerating misogyny and victim-blaming of any kind. www.politico.com/news/2026/07...
Exclusive: Woman who dated Graham Platner says he sexually assaulted her
The Maine Democrat denied the allegations and said, “Any accusation of non-consensual behavior is categorically untrue.”
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