Anna Phalactic is a beautiful name for a girl.
Jason the Average ®️ 💛🤍💜🖤
@jasontheaverage.bsky.social
Midposting legend. Former future rock star. Not Jason Bateman. Above Average Posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:teejnhudp247teadhpfobfng/feed/aaabmq6zhlmek ℹ️Do not expect anything useful here.
So now we’ve got shit jalapeños to go with the shit lettuce. Folks, quit eating vegetables!
what better way to show your allyship for a marginalized group than to block the people sticking up for said group
It’s fun when you wake up at 3am with your head full of cobwebs, but your penis is ready to go.
Maybe if right wing news outlets are aligning themselves with you, it’s time to do some self reflection.
Never quite sure if I’m a liberal, leftist, or progressive, so now I just identify as Jeff.
That feeling when you have no idea what a post is about, but like it anyway so no one thinks you’re a dumbass.
How many contaminated lettuce incidents before we finally admit salad is a bad idea.
It helps if whenever you are in a conflict you respond with “does someone need a hug?”.
Listening to the guy next to me in the waiting room on the phone. He says “I put my finger in there and felt it, and it felt good”.
I remember thinking we’d never have another president as embarrassing as GWB. Boy, was I wrong.
So many raccoons in this place. Did something leave the lid of the garbage can?
Jimothy the Raccoon@jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 3d agoGood morning ❤️
Did people stop using starter packs, or just stop putting me in them?
Sorry for all the reposts, but after today’s events, watching someone troll Ken is therapeutic.
Gen X folk: we grew up with no supervision and no guidance Also Gen X folk: therapy is for losers who can’t suck it up and deal with their shit
Love when a self proclaimed expert from watching YouTube videos tells me to do some research.
If my phone rang right now I’d probably throw it across the room.
How did I learn about Jimothy on here, but nobody’s warned me about flock cameras? Priorities people.