here's a helpful tip for anyone at all: "allowing betting on [anything] incentivizes [facilitating specific outcomes]" is just a sentence that is literally always true
David Roberts@volts.wtf · 7h agojesusfuckingchrist
us3 has failed to adequately demonstrate what exactly they would do if they were given more of that funky horn
no i shan't be apologizing to the garbage movie eddington, it hasn't done anything to deserve it
my favorite part of yet another primary win by a nonwhite person whose opponents were all wildly and explicitly racist against them is how we're still going to be told that the lesson to take away is we need to be less woke
well look at it this way: you can't be conservative and pretend like all the stuff you like now used to be bad forever.
Death and Gravity@bushidosquirrel.bsky.social · 4d agodon't think i've ever seen a "the Northern forces were a bunch of immigrants fighting against the great American institution of slavery" take before
i'm a known hank (and john) green hater but even i assumed he was not dumb enough to become an AI-credulous guy
kind of fun to find out gerd, metalhead, shiba inu, netiquette, hard drive, breakdancer, and backstory are all the same age
Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d agoFind the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
obviously just bad from top to bottom but the whole "you can't just be coming onto our land" thing is extra preposterous when that land is on an entirely different continent
Ursula von der Leyen@vonderleyen.ec.europa.eu · 6d agoThe images coming from Ceuta are unacceptable. We cannot allow anyone to come to our Union without abiding by our rules. Dangerous crossings must stop immediately. Smuggling networks must be dismantled. And returns must be swift, as our rules allow.
some of you are spending time on You Tube, when in fact you should spend time in Your Tub
i don't want to be Guy Who Complains About Liberals All The Time but truly the ones who communicate primarily in images on this website are absolutely intolerable to me. they have nothing of their own to say and bad taste to boot
Guy who doesnt do shit with anyone and only talks to himself: the universe is god experiencing itself
One issue I have with social media is the transliteration of Elon Musk's speech so he says things like "Groimes." No he doesnt. That's not right.
obama's song list including the guy who just died is kind of funny but also revolution is absolutely the most obama beatles song there is
join me in my boycott of the elias brothers due to their inhumane treatment of big boys
Discontinued Foods!@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 3y agoThat shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard.
i never in one million years would have guessed the reason here (alt text) but it is infinitely more believable than the objectively wrong "they're making themselves look stupid for engagement"
Sen. Lemon Gogurt@ugarles.bsky.social · 7d agocracking the code on the original should have gotten someone a job in the nsa
if i was an alien learning about the earth from internet forums and youtube i would think that "ARG" was the word for when somebody says something that isn't true
strange things done [SHOONK] in the midnight sun [thfthfthfthfthfthfthf] by the men who moil for gold [distant laughing, sound of a fire] LAKE LEBARGE Summer 2029
Jesse Hawken@jessehawken.bsky.social · last wk.Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
man i hate to harp on this but certain people whose job is telling people about movies really need to start watching some movies