This is what my nightmares are like after I take too much cough syrup

[getting sucked off] oh…oh geez…. holy cow

Siskos

On the apps and in sick of seeing 30-somethings with "Harry Potter" in their interests. JK Rowling is a dipshit with fucked opinions and a brain that doesn't work from constant black mould exposure.

Seattle is amazing

Men-the accursed gender

proposal for "the tonight show": -new host. someone intelligent with soothing voice. men and women will be attracted physically and write stories about the host using magic to make love to them -large friendly dog lives on set, is allowed to mingle with guests. will age with show and eventually die

fed dobby a watch battery and filmed him on my dads handicam as he lay on the ground clutching his tummy and dying

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Saw this picture and trying to figure out the Diddy Kong situation is leading me down a rabbit hole that can only end with me rejecting the moon landing

that specific feeling when u need to leave town for 2.5-3 days and find yourself going down on a mysterious older woman in her mansion so much you get brain damage from oxygen deprivation

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The ATO officially reminding accountants that property managers are fucking idiots was not on my bingo card

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night at the roxbury looking motherfucker english backpacker at coogee trying to buy coke looking motherfucker

Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. Cannot CHECK PHONE in combat. You were killed by DARK WIZARD!

I made a Garfield breeding simulator.

Leonard Nimoy: I’m tired of being surrounded by all these nerds it’s time for me to record a song about Bilbo Baggins!

Maybe the funniest ad I've ever been served

sad to hear of the passing of keir starmer who died from jacking off his hideous little pebis too hard and going hog wild on that nasty thing. I hope he finds peace