begging my friends to take a photo of me just to look like this

this is autistic representation

my god hes good

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 3d ago

Breathe easy, InfoWarriors! Sen. Mitch McConnell just called in with a reassuring update from the space between life and death!

been single for over a year and I’m starting to fear I love the divorced dad lifestyle too much. I love doing nothing but watching movies and ps5 and seeing my friends at the bar. I love only having hot sauces and beer in my fridge

Autism Healing Prayer is what i call it when theres a new episode of Savant Garde out

this might be the thing that pushes me over the edge

I want to say ‘I had fun on Will’s show’ but I’m not sure that’s correct. this guy should be in prison

Will Weldon@oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 5d ago

I forgot to post about the newest episode of I Hate Bill Maher: I had @lucyxiv.boontavista.com on to talk about Bill Maher Talks to Kids!, a Club Random I had talked about previously but did not give the proper attention to AT ALL. pod.link/1746469734/e...

ready to go ruin everyone’s time at karaoke with some emo bullshit

I’m watching North By Northwest and boy is this fella having a bad day!!!!

I keep seeing that trailer for the movie that’s like ‘it’s the one night of the year single people can have sex’ and it’s fucking killing me. what are we doing lmao

please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that

aside from the fact those AI restaurant flyers are chopped as fuck, why is there SO much text on them? I’ve never seen a flyer with that much text in my life

(3 drinks) sometimes the world is so magnificent that i will weep at the many simple beauties you encounter during a normal day (3.25 drinks) if you begin to think about it enemies are actually surrounding me and closing in. i am beset upon by evil on all sides.

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had a delightful time talking about a really interesting piece of legal and aviation history. girls rock

@deadbunyipsociety.bsky.social · 2w ago

Episode 35 is now live! Thanks to @lucyxiv.boontavista.com for coming on the pod. This week we're talking about Deborah Lawrie and her fight to become Australia's first commercial airline pilot Bibliography attached (cont'd) podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/e...

I’m so happy that I inadvertently joined the pod for the episode where the Glenn Campbell haircut autistic doctor finally got laid. Bonus points for me doing the [Dave Chappell gets serious] bit about how representations of neurodivergence like this are damaging to people in the real world.

Savant Garde@savantgardepod.bsky.social · 2w ago

NEW EPISODE: Take an Edible and Get Scared When Shaun Murphy Speaks feat. Tom O’Mahony (@gotitatguineys.bsky.social) Lucy begins Gloving on Planes. Tom and Jesse compare Sound Boards. Mr. Monk Joins an Office Gang. Dr. Shaun Murphy gets his Worm Slurped.

Savant Garde@savantgardepod.bsky.social · 2w ago

NEW EPISODE: Take an Edible and Get Scared When Shaun Murphy Speaks feat. Tom O’Mahony (@gotitatguineys.bsky.social) Lucy begins Gloving on Planes. Tom and Jesse compare Sound Boards. Mr. Monk Joins an Office Gang. Dr. Shaun Murphy gets his Worm Slurped.

there’s a middle aged man in a business suit next to me at lunch and he’s eating gyoza with a knife and fork and he’s cutting each one in half each time. I’m getting so mad I think I have to leave

I would kill that Jimothy thing with hammers sorry

might make this an every day look

what if it was called Planespotting and instead of doing heroin they experienced the full body high of a close up a380 landing

NEW EPISODE: Fifty Balloons in My Ass Jesse encounters Pool-Water. Lucy goes back to The Office. Mr. Monk contracts the Ebola Virus. Shaun Murphy ranks his Love-Interests.

Fifty Balloons in My Ass: S4 E3 / S3 E11 | Savant Garde

Monk S4 E3: Mr. Monk Stays in Bed The Good Doctor S3 E11: Fractured Changing of the Garde: ~46:00 These ain't yer everyday balloons, neither

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been back working in an office for a couple weeks, so far my favourite bit is when the IT guy takes over my computer screen remotely and I get to go on my phone

Whoa is this true??

I think the left are mad because Lindsay Graham won best hog at the hog shit snarfing contest

oh Bluesky is still on the argument about whether you should post that a dead guy was a nasty little hog who will rot in hell for all eternity huh

got a date with a Klonopin, nachos and a paul schrader film about Mishima, Saturday night about to go hard

I’m so sorry to millennial cringe post but how good is having a new show. having a program you’re watching. that’s my show I like