Javier Garcia
@javiergarcia.bsky.social
I will only post useful things that a) might help people or b) make them soil themselves with laughter. That is my solemn vow.
Things are never as bad as they seem. Call 116 123 (Samaritans) or 0800 689 5652 (National Suicide Prevention Helpline UK). Both are free and they are open 24/7/365.
I'm assuming Lucy Connolly's responsible for the alarm on everyone's phone today? She did want people torched out of their homes after all
Zahawi is screeching “Stitch Up” “establishment” and other screechy nonsense… @lbc.co.uk
Food has been scarce on the USS Lincoln. Rationing and meager meals such as small servings of shredded meat, single tortillas, with some saying they only had 1/2 cup of rice as fresh produce and variety have largely vanished. Newsweek
I was advised by the police not to be at the count as there is a credible threat
Apparently £5million can’t buy you enough security to protect you from an imaginary threat.
What a stat from @news.sky.com Last person to not attend a count? Bobby Sands. Because he was in prison
BBC reporting that Essex Police did NOT advise Farage to stay away from the Clacton count. Slippery Nige lying? Well I never...
"Farage-Fest" Jesus Christ, doesn't even scan properly. C**t-Fest Tw*t-Fest Frog-Fest They scan.
Poor John Curtice, having to stay up for this Farage shit-show
Farage doesn't need to be "humiliated" by showing up. He's humiliating himself already by never showing up in Clacton at all, let alone tonight. No bigger snowflake out there (well apart from Tice, Anderson etc)
Lee Anderson has come out as an ardent Dad's Army fan. Spent yesterday posing with a statue of Arthur Lowe, aka Captain Mainwaring himself. Fun fact. Lowe was very pro EEC. Championed the "Yes" campaign during 1975 referendum. Appeared on posters encouraging voters to stay in Europe.
LOVED your second hour today on London (LONDON??) @mrjamesob.bsky.social Posted this on my socials about 10 days ago... Enjoy!
so scurrying into the dark to avoid any kind of acountability? 😡
This is big.
If you don't get the A-level grades you wanted, just remember that Richard Tice got an E in his Politics and maths A-Levels and still went on to be an entitled prick who thinks he should be Chancellor.
How have some broadcasters and Farage managed to swerve the purdah rules over the last few days??
Finally… the first image of the partial eclipse in the UK on social media. Hope it was worth the wait, The Internet.
I have seen this done with two scales - amazing. Then with three - awesome. But the ease with which this lady sings four scales is out of this world and beyond beautiful. [Jowairia Hamdy was Egyptian finalist of The Voice Kids Arabia, season 1]
If you have enough money that you can blow $100,000,000 on avoiding taxes, you have enough money to pay $100,000,000 *on* taxes that will help your fellow citizens, you self-centered prick.
In case you missed it ... Here's the truth about EU membership and the Euro that those supporting Brexit don'tvwant you to know. #RejoinEU 🇬🇧🇪🇺
Turns out it happened on July 23rd. Give him a boost and let's do something nice
If you know an Irishman who visited France for two weeks in July and who saved my life at the Piscine du Grand Parc, get us in touch. He'll remember as much as I do. They visited all the swimming pools in Bordeaux. Please boost and see if anyone is on Bluesky who can help. #Irish #Ireland
If early release can be altered so as to exempt homicide offences, it should be. Prisoners who have caused the gravest harm should be among the last to benefit from the overcrowding crisis. But carving out exceptions for individual prisoners in response to media campaigns is weak and unprincipled.
Sky News is broadcasting live a Reform UK media conference led by Nigel Farage. But Farage is a candidate in a byelection. But Sky News is not giving equal exposure to the other candidates in Thursday's byelection. Surely Sky News is breaking media impartiality rules?
Urgh... the ghastly Luke Johnson wanting to remove retail workers rights as his solution for High Streets going down the shitter. Piece of work that one and the main reason I don't do Gail's #Newsnight
Downes has inferred that Farage has been bought by Israel and/or the Jews, because there is a Reform Jewish Alliance group, trying to promote the party to Jewish people [headed by Alan Mendoza of the Henry Jackson Society] bsky.app/profile/sund...
Charlie Downes, 25 year old campaigns director of Restore Britain, has been clear that he believes having white British ancestry & being Christian are necessary to be British. His exclusion of Jews from being fully/equally British will split the right, as should his exclusion of blacks & Asians