Spider-Man's still got it

when my child misbehaves i make him go stare at the old Hardee’s fry statue

The rules didn't say no Dreamworks. This still counts as hard mode!!!

Shrek's Smile with Ruslan

Alt: Shrek smiles after removing his helmet at Fiona's insistence. He smiles as if to say, are you happy? Ta da

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James D'Amato@oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 7d ago

Film you've watched more than 6 times, with a gif. Hard Mode: No Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.

I'm late to saying this because we immediately went to take shots of Malört but GO SOX YOU'RE THE BEST HELL YEAH

Hold on now. Let's not blame the factory when deregulation is clearly the problem.

Nathan Daniel Hernandez@natedhernandez.bsky.social · last wk.

Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy

Indianapolis is the backrooms.

drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying

My bias

Hwætaburger

wait, they replaced pl*tner with a guy who was an anti-choice republican 14 years ago our revolution continues to signal exactly where they stand on shit and it drives me fucking nuts

It's crazy that there are bones in your skull that you can just move to different positions in your face. I get why there's different insurance for them now.

Showing up to this with a Yugioh deck to rep D&D

James D'Amato@oneshotrpg.bsky.social · 2mo ago

At Gencon this year @systemmastery.bsky.social and I are running a MTG Commander tournament to determine the best RPG of all time. Choose a commander and build a deck based on your favoirite game and prove it is the best RPG ever published by winning Magic! www.gencon.com/events/308705

railway spike shot through head like Phineas Gage

Cato Institute@cato.org · 3w ago

How did you become a libertarian? We sat down with 10 scholars and staff at the Cato Institute—with different origin stories, areas of expertise, and concerns—to find out how they came to libertarianism, what gives them hope, and what they would fix first if they could. https://ow.ly/ObOn50Zp4W9

This is not funny! Horror movies only do this when the world is in great distress!

Kasey Gifford@kaseygifford.bsky.social · 3w ago

Anyone else notice that as other movies get duller and more drained of color Horror movies seem to be getting more colorful.

Intellectually I know that The Hague is a real place and things other than The International Criminal Court exist there. I was still not prepared to read the sentence: “Shrek Rave Is Coming To The Hague!”

ENOUGH!!! RALLY ROUND THE BELL!! SCHOOL WALKIOUT MONDAY AT 12 TELL EVERYONE

Forbes@forbes.com · 3w ago

SEC filings show Taco Bell—and other restaurants—knew cyclospora posed a risk to their businesses and the public.

It's false accusations! Taco Bell is not giving you diarrhea. It's the government!

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

NEW: Aurora Police say an ICE detention center employee shot a protester last night. She is expected to survive. 42-year-old Brandon Booth, who works for the ICE contractor GEO Group, is being held on suspicion of attempted second degree murder and other charges.

Was bored and googled "worst Roleplay Retcon series" and, while I usually skip over the AI section, I had to see this. We have never done the Emoji Movie. We've never even talked about it. It even claims we had "cast burnout" over the sociological implications of poop emoji people

(young maslow) man i need so much different shit

Sneakpeak at our upcoming grim dark fantasy rpg. This ain't your daddy's D&D (because your dad respects your mom) #rpg #D&D #OSR #TheOddessey #ttrpg

We can say Deathbringer doesn't look good without making it a whole philosophical treatise

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

🕯️¡Justicia ahora! Justice now! A powerful vigil in Chicago's Little Village for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, Joan Sebastian Guerrero & ALL victims of ICE. ❌🧊 Org by @caarprnow.bsky.social Immigrant Rights Working Cmte, ICIRR, & more. Never give up: When we fight, we win. ¡Cuando luchamos, ganamos!

ICE isn’t a rogue agency doing A Job it’s literally just a state sponsored domestic terror group. There is nobody working anywhere in ICE that should be allowed around the rest of us. If you know someone who is ICE & you haven’t cut them off, you’re ICE too.