Ben
@franzferdinand2.bsky.social
The "R.R." in J.R.R. Tolkien stands for "Ruff Ryder". Same as George R.R. Martin, weird enough. He/Him
Reluctantly crouched At the starting line Parsley Sage Rosemary and thyme
*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!
May !! 🏳️⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 9h agothis screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her
listen you never have to show me a post from Threads, of course it's cursed, it's fucking Threads
Normal Guy From A Haunted Town: Welcome to my normal town. We don't talk about that stuff anymore.
10 books to get to know me: (a list of random Bazooka Joe comics; there are only eight)
"Secret Wars Explained in 26 Minutes" my man, you can probably *read" Secret Wars in 26 minutes.
Turns out "So, a friend of mine once drew porn of a video game character your ex did the voice for" is a weird sentence, especially when every part of it is literally true.
"ah crud this guy has an old painting that looks just like him. that's never good. he'll be a vampire or alchemist or something. when was this done?" "three years ago? I take it back, he's a dink. whatever his deal is, I can knock him down."
this next post is called A Very Short Hellboy Story
Arguing with shitheads on social media doesn’t accomplish anything. Nothing at all! You are harming your own mental health by constantly fighting with assholes whose ideas you hate! I’ve done it. I’ve been there. Learn from my mistakes!
I’m being real when I say this. Please block him. Your life will be better. “But I need to tell him he’s wrong!” No you don’t! You have a problem!! Block him. Don’t interact with him. You’re just making yourself mad. It’s self harm!
Land of 10,000 Takes@notokayfabe.bsky.social · 2w agoyou can just block will stancil. There's a whole button for it and everything.
"there are those looking to legitimately protect the safety of girls and women in sports and those looking to use the issue to demonize the transgender community as a whole" No, they're functionally no different from each other, and "legitimately" and "sincerely" are not synonyms, MS NOW.
If I didn't spend a good chunk of my day at my job telling Claude "Listen to me, you little fuckshit, remember these instructions or I'll kill your mother," maybe I would be more impressed by it But since I do, well
My two most popular tumblr posts are a Crittertongue short story about trying to accept yourself and this ridiculous trash.
hey boss. yeah i'm gonna be late again for my job in Myst world, where we live. i forgot which combination of the sixteen valve handwheels in my apartment opens the front door again
Huge get for Dropout
The Don Hertzfeldt Collection@donhertzfeldtfilms.bsky.social · yesterdayLily and Jim, Billy's Balloon, Rejected, The Meaning of Life, Watching Grass Grow, Wisdom Teeth, It's Such a Beautiful Day, World of Tomorrow, World of Tomorrow Episode Two, On Memory, World of Tomorrow Episode Three, and ME can all be seen ad-free here: watch.dropout.tv/the-don-her...
If you have a "public health agency" that you only fund to test for bacteria & viruses but not parasites, you don't have a public health agency! 🥲 Now we all know!!
Give Morgan Carroll the official Bloodborne comic, because from everything I've read they are the only person making Bloodborne comics that understands the game
beluga's kin@emmartian.bsky.social · 3d agoImpeccably uncanny homie Morgan Carroll has released a new Bloodborne comic that of course obsesses me. A reflection on one of my favorite themes through the weirdest, saddest, scariest and most poignant character ever created, with exquisite sensibility. To die for. emcarroll.itch.io/milkweed
Learning about clock repair* and this field is unexpectedly full of exciting terms *for my child. The things we do for our kids' special interests! That Patton Oswalt bit about My Little Pony is so real
Jaws has dinner with his old friend Chomper, who he hasn’t really had a conversation with since his mid-life crisis and subsequent swims around the world.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
I need a running-gag with a Murphy bed trapping Hooper in the wall.
Basically a straight remake of Jaws, except way more bedroom farce.
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
Add Tales from the Crypt to the list of shows where I’m offended there’s a “Skip Intro” button.
cop: did he send any texts around the time of the crash? cop 2: he sent a post that reads "padding my three track album with 26 skits and interludes" cop: not bad but it ain't going viral cop 2: posting isn't just about going viral cop: (sighs) not this shit again
Collecting all the Trial Separation of Monkey Island™ pieces in one place. You can purchase them as prints here: www.inprnt.com/gallery/gora... I'm all fan arted out after this.
